Jersey gems

2011-03-04 10:27

If there’s one thing we’ve learnt from the cast of Jerseylicious, it’s that the world of hair and makeup is vicious, cut-throat and extremely personal. Gayle, Christy, Alexa, Gigi, Frankie, Tracy, Briella and Olivia have left us in fits of hysterical laughter or scraping our jaws off the floor with their antics. Here are some of the best lines from the glamour girls of New Jersey.

Briella and Olivia on Briella’s breast implants

Briella: “It’s saline. It’s like water. Like somebody went to the ocean and it’s more sanitary than that. Touch ’em!”
Olivia: “You think we can hear the ocean?”

Tracy on Gigi and Frankie’s break up

This break-up is tragic. It’s like ­Dolce & Gabbana splitting up.”

Tracy on Olivia’s all-black outfit

Even the Grim Reaper has more style than her. He has that accessory, the death pick.”

?Alexa after finishing make-up on a bride and her bridesmaids

“The end of a wedding day for me is kind of like when Free Willy got blow darted with that sedative and transported in that tarp.”

Alexa on finding a bug in her drink while in Texas

Alexa (to waitress): “There’s a bug in my lemonade.”
Waitress: “Well, you’re definitely in Texas!”
Alexa (to the other girls): “If this waitress is ever in Jersey I am going to smack her in the face and say ‘Welcome to Jersey!’”

Gigi on her break-up with Frankie

“He’s like a bad bra – no support.”

Olivia on life

“The three most important things in life are fashion, makeup and family. And in that order.”

Olivia on trying to get along with Tracy

“It’s really hard putting differences aside when you can’t stand someone. Kinda like when you shower without brushing your (hair) tease out first and then having to brush it out after the shower. It’s really hard.”

Tracy on learning to walk in heels

“I think that all babies should wear heels because they’ll learn from ­infancy that it elongates your legs. I mean, isn’t that the most important thing?”

Olivia on latest-addition Doria ­being hired at the salon

“I have a long list of places I want to visit before I die but Doria-world is not one of them.”

Doria after being offered some disco fries (chips smothered in sauce) by Olivia

“What? You think just because I am a plus-size girl I only eat fries? ­Honey, I am fat and fabulous!”

Doria on joining the Gatsby salon

“These girls are all so small. I’m big but fabulous. I don’t skinny dip, I chunky-dunk!”

Olivia on Doria’s boyfriend, Bunny

“Bunny is either a saint or an actual rabbit.”


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