Movies where humans and animals converse are a bad idea

2011-07-08 11:31

Zookeeper is as dumb as they come, the movie that finally allows Adam Sandler to lend an annoying voice to a Capuchin monkey as it talks incessantly about flinging poop around.

This is a comedy whose filmmakers know what they want – stupid gags and obnoxious slapstick – and goes for it without restraint.

James, who joins Sandler as one of the producers and also shares screenplay credit with four other writers, is dopily likable as the title guy able to commune with his critters.

Yet his character and the other humans are so thinly drawn that a melancholy gorilla voiced by Nick Nolte shows more personality and comes off as the movie’s highest primate.

A conscientious animal tender at the Boston zoo, James’ Griffin Keyes is a loser in human relations, still stinging over the way love-of-his-life Stephanie (Leslie Bibb) scorned his elaborate marriage proposal five years earlier.

After Stephanie reappears in his life, Griffin’s old feelings return, and the lions and monkeys and bears that adore him take pity and break the code of the wild – never talk to humans.

They reveal that they’re able to speak in a variety of famous Hollywood players’ voices – Cher, Nolte, Sylvester Stallone, Jon Favreau, Judd Apatow.

And for good measure, Sandler as the monkey seems to be aiming for a screechy impersonation of Gilbert Gottfried, in case that’s something you’ve been dying to hear.

Fearful that their faithful zookeeper might fly the coop for a cooler job to impress Stephanie, the animals coach Griffin in their own mating rituals to help him win her back.

So we get to see James strutting and rolling around like a bear, urinating to mark his territory and otherwise behaving in ways that would make his romantic prey declare him a psychotic and seek a restraining order.

Yet some of Griffin’s animal antics work their charms not only on Stephanie, but also, on gorgeous zoo veterinarian Kate (Rosario Dawson).

The filmmakers at least should have given Dawson a pair of dorky glasses to explain why Griffin somehow failed to rut after her all these years.

Using live animals blended with computer effects, the filmmakers at least create a batch of furry creatures that should appeal to young children, who also may be the only ones able to tolerate the irritating voices of some of the beasties.

Nolte wisely just talks like himself, and his gruff rumble sounds right for Bernie the gorilla, a noble, lonely ape in solitary confinement because of a ruckus with a cruel zoo tender (Donnie Wahlberg, who must really like being around animals, because there’s not much other reason for him to take on such a pathetic little role).

A few laughs arise out of the weird friendship Griffin forges with Bernie, though their night out at TGI Friday’s drags on like a bad meal.

As he did in Paul Blart: Mall Cop and Chuck and Larry, James hurls himself into this sad scenario with energy and teddy-bear charm that makes him impossible to hate. But it’s easy to hate Zookeeper.

If we could talk to the animals, they’d probably hate it, too.

(Zookeeper, released by Sony’s Columbia Pictures, is rated PG for some rude and suggestive humor, and language. Running time: 104 minutes. One and a half stars out of four.)

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