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David Moseley

There’s a mango in my breath mints

2012-02-14 12:30

When normally good-natured citizens cross the grocery store threshold, says David Moseley, all pretence of sanity and civility goes out the window.

Run for your life

David Moseley 2012-02-08 07:38 11 comments | 3914 views

There’s only way to get the best out of South Africa, says David Moseley, and that’s to run for your life. Or just run.

Racism not SA's problem, stupidity is

David Moseley 2012-01-31 12:46 99 comments | 7885 views

It's becoming quite obvious to David Moseley that racism is not South Africa's greatest scourge, but rather the country's ability to be stupid when it matters most...

Anatomy of an ad

David Moseley 2012-01-24 07:04 44 comments | 6080 views

The DA Student Organisation set online pulses racing yesterday with a new campaign poster that appears to promise hot nudes and steamy hugging for all in the near future. But what’s really going on, wonders David Moseley.

Cape Town not racist, just too fabulous for some

David Moseley 2012-01-17 07:51 69 comments | 7712 views

The Mother City is an easy target for inane potshots by the feebly disgruntled, but if they just stopped to take in another side of the city, they’d feel differently says David Moseley.

Chaps, this is how you propose

David Moseley 2012-01-04 07:30 28 comments | 6793 views

Gentlemen, start your note-taking, because David Moseley has done the hard work for you and figured out the perfect proposal.

Women: Best Wrap Artists

David Moseley 2011-12-13 07:14 12 comments | 2136 views

Many men have tried, but all have failed. When it comes to wrapping, women are the true artists, says David Moseley.

I witnessed a murder, now what?

David Moseley 2011-11-29 07:35 123 comments | 28030 views

After being witness to a brutal sleighing this past Saturday, David Moseley is in a state of shock, and unsure if he’ll ever be the same again.

Give that girl a bike

David Moseley 2011-11-15 10:17 13 comments | 1206 views

If you want to know your partner’s innermost desires, strengths or weaknesses, get her a bike says David Moseley, because it all comes out on the uphills.

White people, let’s march!

David Moseley 2011-11-01 08:05 388 comments | 164 views

Get off your pampered butts, free your hands from the DStv remote, and step forth from your fortified suburban bliss, whiteys, because it’s time to march, says David Moseley.

Booing shows your lack of class

David Moseley 2011-10-18 10:58 38 comments | 22 views

It’s cricket season and the boo boys are already on Graeme Smith’s case. Rather give it a break says David Moseley, and grow up while you’re at it.

There’s a rat in my kitchen

David Moseley 2011-10-04 11:35 24 comments | 31 views

With Coldplay in town and Rocking the Daisies soon after, David Moseley remembers a time when his musical palate was less than cultured.

Sex shopper, aisle phwoar please!

David Moseley 2011-09-20 13:30 19 comments | 30 views

David Moseley is deeply enamoured by Woolworths and their huskily-voiced sexpot in the computer, who seduces you into to buying flavoured waters while waiting in line to pay for groceries.

Children. Yes or no?

David Moseley 2011-09-06 14:15 111 comments | 29 views

Readers of News24, David Moseley once again needs your help to make the right choice. Children. Yes or no? (Once he’s married, of course).

To DStv or not DStv?

David Moseley 2011-08-23 09:40 130 comments | 52 views

After suffering through winter with nothing to watch but his clothes drying on the indoor washing line, David Moseley is finally ready for DStv. But he needs your help first.

 
David is a Rhodes graduate (BA Cstl Drght) who rejected a life of news reporting by absconding to the comfort of SI where he was Features Editor. He later moved to Men's Health in the guise of Features Writer where no rapid was too large to ride or building too tall to leap (off), moving from that cushy job to rather face the abusive rants of News24's users. David likes: polar bears, reading and writing, polar bears that can read and write. David dislikes: hadedas. My goodness, the noise.

Prepare to Protest in 2012

David Moseley 2012-01-11 07:32 5 comments | 1817 views

It’s early days still in this sunny new year, but at some stage you’re going to get angry, and when you do you need to plan the perfect protest. David Moseley tells you how…

O ANC, O ANC, Stop messing up our country

David Moseley 2011-12-20 07:00 22 comments | 3954 views

With Christmas just days away, David Moseley unveils a carol for the ruling party to consider. Sung to the tune of O Christmas Tree, if you please...

What's your favourite movie?

David Moseley 2011-12-06 10:27 74 comments | 3937 views

It's the question that every man or women has asked a new friend or date, one which has no definitive answer and where for once everyone is right. And now David Moseley asks you...

It’s time to bulldoze Newlands

David Moseley 2011-11-22 07:27 43 comments | 6003 views

In these desperate times it’s heartening to see people pulling together for a worthy cause. Now, if I could just redirect you towards Newlands, says David Moseley.

Where does my stuff go?

David Moseley 2011-11-08 10:31 29 comments | 100 views

Gents, take a look around your home. Notice anything familiar? Probably not, says David Moseley, because your wife’s replaced your favourite chair with (more) scatter cushions.

Women! Get off the road

David Moseley 2011-10-25 10:00 256 comments | 87 views

Ladies, you’re blessed with many amazing abilities, more than men most certainly, but it’s time to admit that you’re horribly hopeless behind the wheel of car, or so believes David Moseley.

The Tipping Point

David Moseley 2011-10-11 10:40 32 comments | 27 views

In this time of economic hardship David Moseley reminds you to not be cheap, and tip generously when appropriate.

My smart phone for a tickey box

David Moseley 2011-09-27 11:00 17 comments | 22 views

With constant cellphone buzz in his ears, David Moseley remembers a time when getting a phone call was actually a memorable event.

The Garden State

David Moseley 2011-09-13 13:30 8 comments | 27 views

David Moseley will do anything for love (even sing Karaoke), but he’ll be damned if he gets tricked into mowing the lawn again.

Fellow whites, hide your cheese!

David Moseley 2011-08-30 16:39 51 comments | 31 views

Ladies and gentlemen a new peril is about to beset the country. They want your money, they want your lives, worst of all, they want your cheese. Look out, it’s the National Youth Development Agency.

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