David Moseley

The Ultimate April Fool

2014-04-01 11:00

Ever the sceptic, it took a mixture of timing, great planning and blind lust to make an April Fool out of David Moseley.

Here’s to you, Granddad

2014-03-26 10:30 9 comments | 1969 views

His grandfather’s been dead for nearly 16 years, but on every day that goes by David Moseley cherishes his memory more and more.

These are a few of stickiest things

2014-03-20 10:37 4 comments | 1903 views

From gum to hot tar, some of the stickiest things in the world would slide off the back of Jacob Zuma, writes David Moseley.

Say something nice today

2014-03-12 10:46 13 comments | 2025 views

We're quick today with snide remarks and what we imagine to be witty put-downs, but how about saying something nice for a change, says David Moseley.

The bitter taste of luxury

2014-03-05 07:51 13 comments | 4098 views

A simple bottle of vinegar causes an emotional breakdown for David Moseley.

SA's greatest challenge in 2014

2014-02-18 14:06 4 comments | 2307 views

There is one thing we simply have to achieve this year, and it requires dedication and the patience of a saint says David Moseley.

Be more in awe

2014-01-29 13:30 3 comments | 1356 views

Take the time to look around, and appreciate the little wonders of life, urges David Moseley.

Well done, dads

2014-01-15 12:48 12 comments | 1957 views

As the school year starts, David Moseley thinks it’s a good opportunity to thank the fathers who get involved.

How to stay alive while riding a bike

2013-11-19 14:30 21 comments | 2534 views

Soon the roads will be flooded with cyclists training for the Cape Argus Pick 'n Pay Cycle Tour, says David Moseley. So here’s a reminder of some rules that will help keep temperatures down and cyclists alive.

My wife left me

2013-11-06 08:46 56 comments | 12116 views

After being left behind by his wife one time too many, David Moseley has finally given up.

This. Is. Johannesburg.

2013-10-22 14:55 99 comments | 12636 views

The president has no issue with roads in Malawi, says David Moseley. His comments have just been taken out of context.

Jan Braai fans the flames

2013-10-09 08:45 19 comments | 3759 views

Criticism for Braai Day reached runaway fire levels last month, yet very few critics checked in with the tongmaster himself. David Moseley grills the man who intends to set the nation ablaze.

The strange habits of wives, Part II

2013-09-25 13:05 19 comments | 6648 views

Earlier in the year David Moseley wrote of his wife's penchant for leaving open cupboard doors. It didn't stop there, he's discovered.

Laying over in limbo

2013-09-10 14:20 7 comments | 1350 views

There's a certain kind of hell for ordinary, decent people. There's no fire, no brimstone, just greasy food, unintelligible messages from above and crying, says David Moseley.

5 sports movies that deserve more love

2013-08-27 11:52 4 comments | 3441 views

When "best of" sports movie lists are compiled, its always the classics that feature. Dig a little deeper, though, and you’ll find some underappreciated gems, says David Moseley.

David is a Rhodes graduate (BA Cstl Drght) who rejected a life of news reporting by absconding to the comfort of SI where he was Features Editor. He later moved to Men's Health in the guise of Features Writer where no rapid was too large to ride or building too tall to leap (off), moving from that cushy job to rather face the abusive rants of News24's users. David likes: polar bears, reading and writing, polar bears that can read and write. David dislikes: hadedas. My goodness, the noise.

The strange habits of wives, Part III

2014-02-25 13:19 19 comments | 4828 views

The longer he’s married (one year! When is it halftime?!), the stranger things get around the house, says David Moseley.

The first day

2014-02-11 10:46 2 comments | 1878 views

A chance encounter with a terrified first-year university student reminds David Moseley that it’s best to be prepared when planning the rest of your life.

The grass is always greener under the weeds

2014-01-22 07:39 19 comments | 3032 views

Gentlemen, if you want something done don’t do it yourselves. Just do nothing until someone does it for you, advises David Moseley.

Cycling’s South African revolution

2013-11-28 08:21 7 comments | 2297 views

SA is home to some of the best cycling races in the world, but behind the glamorous scenes some involved in cycling are making a huge difference to ordinary South Africans, writes David Moseley.

Cyril’s Boers are Comin' To Town

2013-11-12 10:00 32 comments | 7333 views

Grab your coat and head for the hills, the Boers are coming, warns David Moseley.

Life's little victories

2013-10-29 10:11 16 comments | 1885 views

It's easy to get bogged down in the end-game and the bigger picture of life, says David Moseley. Sometimes we should just appreciate the small successes that come our way.

How to renounce your white privilege

2013-10-15 14:11 130 comments | 15549 views

Stop being white and privileged this instant, a handy guide by David Moseley.

Ageing disgracefully

2013-10-01 12:19 23 comments | 5670 views

With another birthday just a few days away David Moseley ponders the slow demise of the human body.

So when's the baby coming?

2013-09-18 07:25 19 comments | 3808 views

In case you haven’t seen him in a while, and happen to bump into him in the street, don't ask about the children, warns David Moseley.

Time to take it easy

2013-09-03 14:31 2 comments | 2070 views

Your life is better, faster, more efficient than ever before. You have the time to do everything you want. Or not, says David Moseley.

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