News24

3 stumbling blocks to Stormers' success

2012-07-17 11:05

I’m a fan. A big fan. Every time I swear that I’ll never return to Newlands, I’m back in the bleak stands of that decrepit stadium the following week. I can’t stay away.

But this year has been a challenge. For the first time since the Stormers brand was created I can quite honestly say that I have not enjoyed watching the team progress.

There are those that will cry “winning rugby” in their defence. Yes. Of course. Winning rugby. And their tactics may well work over the course of the semi-final and the final of the Super Rugby tournament.

The Stormers could be champions playing the worst kind of rugby imaginable. And well done to them if they pull it off. But if they are to succeed, there are three stumbling blocks they need to overcome…

(Please note: every time I back my beloved team, they fold hopelessly. This, therefore, is an extreme attempt to reverse the trend).

1 No plan B
The Stormers seem to be operating along the lines of X-man Wolverine’s famous motto – “I’m the best at what I do. But I do isn’t very nice”. The Stormers are top. Statistically, they are the best. But it hasn’t been very nice.

They’ve lost just twice, albeit rather ominously to the two sides that they could face in the next two weeks, the Crusaders and the Sharks, and although they’ve defeated all other comers, every game has been a scratchy, nerve-wracking, fingernail-chewing affair. Why? Because there is no plan B.

If plan A works (defend, defend, defend, hack ahead, hope for intercept) no one can get past the Stormers. But if it goes awry, as it did against the Crusaders, the Stormers are in trouble.

They don’t appear to have the ability to create something out of nothing (Juan de Jongh’s sexy, swaying hips aside). They’ve been playing finals rugby all season, the kind of rugby that wins World Cups. Unfortunately, in the final they’ll be playing the Crusaders (the Bulls don’t have a hope), a team as comfortable with finals stress as John Mitchell is with daggers in his back, or the Chiefs, a side with more than one avenue of attack.

That’s if the Stormers make the final, of course.

2 The Sharks
There’s a lot of ‘if’ here, but it’s food for thought as we go into the play-off weekend. As a Stormers fan, the Sharks scare me. At Newlands the home side eked out a narrow victory in league play. In Durban, despite only losing 25-20, the Stormers were never in it. The Sharks will beat the Reds this weekend, of that I’m certain. Even without Frans Steyn (aka World’s Angriest Rugby Player) and Patrick Lambie, the Sharks are playing the kind of rope-a-dope rugby that baffles the hell out of opposing teams.

First half, they hang off the ropes, looking all the world like a jelly-chinned prize fighter on his last legs and then, miraculously, they appear after halftime and play like world beaters. JP Pietersen is the best wing in business at present, while Bismarck and Willem Alberts are terrifying.

In fact, right now in Queensland, 15 men are crying themselves to sleep, some waking in the middle of the night, screaming “mommy” into the darkness. But it’s not darkness, it’s Alberts’ giant mitt shading the sun and pummeling an Aussie face.

Simply, the Sharks can play thrilling rugby from nowhere. The Stormers can’t. In a tense South African derby, they’ll be the team to come out tops.

3 Expectation
Never have I been more gutted than the day the ‘old’ Men in Black Stormers made a home semifinal against the Highlanders, started with a bang as Breytie dived over, and proceeded to choke like stuffed roasting pigs for the rest of the game. If ever there was a year that was theirs, it was 1999. I’ve never recovered.

Now let’s give credit where it’s due. What this side has achieved is nothing short of remarkable. They are a team packed with youngsters, fielding a hooker at eight, missing wily veterans like Schalk Burger, Duane Vermeulen and Pieter Rossouw, held together by their Elastoplast captain and hindered by a game plan that takes its toll on the body like no other. Finishing the regular season top of the log is an amazing victory already. But should they reach a home final, things could fall apart.

There are cool heads in Peter Grant and Jean de Villiers, but not much finals experience elsewhere. If their tactics start to unravel in a final against the Crusaders or Chiefs, moments of brilliance will be required, moments that have been few and far between all season.

The expectation from the press, fans and the match day crowd could prove the biggest stumbling block of them all. Finishing top, losing just twice, any side they play in the final will have traveled extensively to get there. The trophy is basically the Stormers, bar the engraving, right?

Either way, Stormers fans, we’re in for a squeaky bum two weeks.  

- Follow @david_moseley on Twitter.

Send your comments to David

Disclaimer:
News24 encourages freedom of speech and the expression of diverse views. The views of columnists published on News24 are therefore their own and do not necessarily represent the views of News24
.

Comments
  • charlesdumbwin.dumbwin - 2012-07-17 11:25

    "Stormers fans, we’re in for a squeaky bum two weeks." Stormers fans and squeaky bums? Oh my, the imagery...

      Stirrer - 2012-07-17 11:37

      Charles, your fascination with squeaky bums scares me...

      merven.halo - 2012-07-17 12:45

      Cape Town is not the gay capital of the world for nothing!

      roftyleroux - 2012-07-17 13:11

      Oh Merven you narrow minded retard. The world? ... Really? You MUST be a bulls supporter as their average supporter IQ is just the below that of pile of horse manure.

      Stirrer - 2012-07-17 13:28

      Merven, which city's rugby team wears pink, and has a stadium full of men singing "Liefling" while stroking their horns?

  • tumisang.kolobe - 2012-07-17 11:47

    You are a very negative writter.....You have never written anything positive!!

      Bergie - 2012-07-17 12:37

      Its called satire Tumisang. Many people have a problem understanding irony, and I think you are one of them.

  • jannie.devos.56 - 2012-07-17 11:48

    The Stormer top the log. That's more than any other S15 side can say this year. It is not something that 'accidentally' happened. They work hard for it. They CAN go all the way. Let's be positive and support the boys! @ Charles Dumbwin - Stop drooling!

      merven.halo - 2012-07-17 12:46

      Buying Mark Lawrence is also helping ;-)

      fanie.smit.5 - 2012-07-17 19:16

      There is a saying that you can pray for rain but if the wind blows West it ain't going to rain.

  • paul.penzhorn - 2012-07-17 12:07

    I heard you had a braai at home during a Stormers game and did not even watch it on the TV??!!!

      david.a.moseley - 2012-07-17 13:36

      Penzi, I remember hearing you moaning from the stadium how dire the game was.

  • klem.dunstan - 2012-07-17 12:08

    Well I agree unless they have been hiding something we don't know about the past few games

  • leonie.vanschalkwyk.18 - 2012-07-17 13:03

    joke hey!!!!! hahahahaha

  • jean.roux.3762 - 2012-07-17 13:09

    Couldn't agree more. Always will support them but the rugby this year was but ugly! Also find myself after every game promising not to watch another stormers game in fear of a heart attack. But to top the log is immense and a great achievement. Will support them until we hold that cup up high this year!

  • roftyleroux - 2012-07-17 13:14

    Lets just see what happens ... we might surprise everyone.

  • bfvillet - 2012-07-17 13:27

    we have more to fear from the saders if we want to win we will have to beat the saders and chiefs and thats it

  • rinus.groeneveld.7 - 2012-07-17 14:46

    Was at Newlands Saturday - NOT impressed. And I understand now why Heyneke did not go for Grant. My opinion: the Stormers' luck have to run out at some stage and the semi-final is where this is going to happen. Sharks without Lamie and Steyn and Bulls have Ludeke and Spies. Chiefs vs Crusaders in final.

      neil.williams.7946281 - 2012-07-18 08:21

      So the Stormers has been lucky the whole Super 15 and was not necessary for them to tackle their hearts out and defend their tryline, all their opposition played poorly and they were just lucky to win.Question: How is it that all teams could not score more than 3 tries against them if these teams are playing attacking rugby and have the some of the worlds best flair, off loads, sidesteppers and direct running rugby players in their teams? Has the Bulls, Cheetahs, Lions, Sharks, Chiefs, Reds, Brumbies and even Crusaders at times came up with a Plan B when on the backfoot in the games that they've lost? The Stormers have a gameplan and up to now it has worked for them and if they came up short in the next week or so, then so be it. Everybody have an issue with the Stormers try scoring abilities, should they win the trophy who will think about that in a decade from now or even next season. My point is, who cares how the Bulls have won in the last two decades, by playing ten men rugby? Please stop presume their is a problem and concentrate on the positives of all teams.

  • francie.potgieter - 2012-07-17 14:48

    Most of the time when the Stormers are in the semi's or final they choke up they have no BMT. I'm a Bulls supporter, but I'll support the Stormers if they are the only SA team in the final.

  • deon.louw.7505 - 2012-07-17 15:33

    The Stormers seems to get unstock in recent semi finals, maybe this year it will be different?

  • fanie.smit.5 - 2012-07-17 19:13

    I am also a Stormers fan and I find it hard to disagree with you. Wesaw this situation in a Curry cup final against the Sharks. The super 15 teams find it hard to come to terms with the Stormers tactics but twards the end they have worfked out what to do as the Stormers play the same styl of rugby right through the year. I HOPE I AM PROVED WRONG.

  • thabiso.letlhabane - 2012-07-18 11:52

    go stormers...........

  • pages:
  • 1