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Chris Moerdyk

'Vote for us because...

2008-09-29 08:46

Chris Moerdyk

Now that the ANC had finished playing presidential musical chairs I suppose the next bit of real political excitement we will get is the run-up to the general elections next year.

And once again get inundated with political party advertising full to the brim with undeliverable promises and vicious enough attacks on opposition parties that, by comparison, will make pit bulls look like poodles.

What I don't understand is why political party advertising is not subject to the same regulation as any other advertising?

As any commercial advertiser will tell you, when it comes to misleading advertising in South Africa, our Advertising Standards Authority is wide awake, ever vigilant and comes down hard on any company even vaguely stretching the truth.

But, somehow political parties don't have to abide by these rules and can be as cavalier as they like. There is a law in this country that forbids any company from making comparisons with another brand and from attacking competitors in ads. This is not an ASA regulations but something that falls under the Copyright Act. But somehow, politicians don't give a toss about this particular law. Which, I suppose is hardly surprising.

On the other hand, I suppose if political parties had to play by the advertising rules, they probably wouldn't be able to advertise at all. Because the truth would hurt like hell.

In the lead

Imagine ads like these from the ANC:

"We Believe in Freedom of Speech but only when we say something. If anyone who is not an ANC member says anything we don't like, we will either sue them or ask our Youth league to go kill someone.

"We respect the Judicial System but only when judges rule in our favour - in all other cases we think they're a scurrilous, conniving, treacherous bunch.

"We Respect The Sanctity of Human Life - Except when our Youth league wants to make a point."

"Vote ANC for a United South Africa. (terms and conditions: We reserve the right to fight among ourselves, but you can't. Sorry, if you don't belong to the ANC, that's life - get used to it.)

"Vote ANC for a better South Africa - excludes housing, protection from crime, any sort if help if you've got HIV/AIDS and from being wiped out by maniac taxi drivers."

Fighting back?

And how about the opposition parties:

"Vote for the Democratic Alliance - We stand for everything the ANC doesn't"

"Join the DA today - and avoid the hassle of actually governing while you have a huge amount of fun opposing absolutely everything."

"Vote for the ID and relax - you won't have to do anything except go on and on and on about the arms deal."

"Vote IFP - yes we're mainly Zulus and yes Buthelezi is the boss and yes Jacob Zuma is also a Zulu but he isn't one of us and we wish he was, and yes our support base is mainly in KZN and yes we do get very excitable at times and yes we don't really have a hope in hell of getting into power. And yes we have had our share of scandal and corruption. And yes we do rather like our cultural weapons which we admit are quite dangerous..."

"Vote Freedom Front Plus - and don't just dream about a white Christmas"

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Milli 9/29/2008 8:58:01 AM
So in a nutshell you have rounded it up.

cos 9/29/2008 9:04:04 AM
Its really important to have the ability to laugh at yourself, something that some SA's dont have when it comes to politics (or anything else for that matter).What makes it funny of course is the element of truth!

LG 9/29/2008 9:10:22 AM
Brilliant read...absolutely funny read for a monday morning. I think you forgot one other party SACP. Vote for the SACP(ANC,COSATU ETC) we want a communist and socialist republic...dont worry about what happened in the USSR, that was a foolish mistake in judgement...we will do it right this time.

Odette 9/29/2008 9:24:24 AM
You said it Chris...they'd never be able to put up a poster if honesty was mandatory.

Nicole 9/29/2008 9:25:43 AM
Absolutely brilliant, I would love to see some honesty on those posters but unfortunately to find an honest politician especially amongst our lot has the same odds as finding a 28 carat diamond under my pillow!

Andrew 9/29/2008 9:39:28 AM
Vote ANC: The gravy train in coming soon to your area. It might look full but like any good taxi, there is always room for more.

ricardo 9/29/2008 9:42:21 AM
Nice one Chris. :) Try this one: "Vote ANC! you do not have to stand in long queues to get a drivers license. For a small fee we will issue you one immediately. After all we did it for our deputy President.

ElectroMan 9/29/2008 9:48:02 AM
In my town with ANC as counsel, opposition poster have been removed. Politics are so full of corruption, hate and greed (as we all know) that I don't know why we bother voting for any of them.

Patriot 9/29/2008 10:09:14 AM
Keep a Poster from the ANC that says Housing for all, Then after they win, take it to the ANC office and demand your free house.

nai99 9/29/2008 10:09:50 AM
and no pun intended,im all for ANC nut what u said in ur space is too close to home...

IandI 9/29/2008 10:28:21 AM
You see, Chris, politicians do not intend to deliver on pre-election promises.These posters are just lies concocted to fool gullible voters.After all, only one politician has ever openly admitted that it is "OK to Lie", he has since disappeared into the Mpumalanga mist!

Mark T 9/29/2008 10:41:26 AM
Vote for us. Don't let the allies names like cmmunitst party and the use of the name 'comrade' or even the communist fool you- we believe in democracy....

JK 9/29/2008 10:45:39 AM
we'll go easy on you if you get caught for corruption, fraud, theft etc. If we really like you, we'll even pay your legal bills with taxpayers' money.

Simon Williamson 9/29/2008 10:46:29 AM
Hi Mr. Moerdyk, I really enjoyed this and had a good laugh - nice concept for an article and I wuill certainly be sending the link around to my friends. Thanks, Simon.

Z 9/29/2008 10:47:34 AM
...surely ACDP, UDM & ANCYL will have something equally "honest" to say:).

Justin Leigh 9/29/2008 10:47:45 AM
lol about the advert for the DA, just stand back and oppose everthing the ANC does because you are the "official opposition"

Vusi 9/29/2008 10:50:09 AM
Same goes for media "For a small fee report badly and attack the ANC in you paper sothat we push them out of power" Corruption everywhere!If laws were applied some media co would not be functioning today.Media grossly abusing freedom of the press by misleading public with distorted reporting and misrepresentation of facts,viciously attacking those parties and politicians they don't like, thinking SA public is stupid and can be manipulated and misled.Desparatly wishing ANC to fail, shame.

Niel 9/29/2008 10:51:14 AM
Very well put!

sss.. 9/29/2008 11:13:13 AM
Why dont the DA and our ex pressi team up, that way DA have more black people and also mbeki supporters and they will get more votes.. just thinking

Tim 9/29/2008 11:18:09 AM
Hahahaha! Great piece! I think the political parties don't have the brain power to come up with intelligent adverts. How will the advertising agencies sleep at night if they employeed by these liars!?

cj 9/29/2008 11:27:47 AM
for best poster in electioneering goes to the Freedom Front Plus.

Henry 9/29/2008 11:59:29 AM
So what you are saying is...There is NO ONE to vote for next year? I'll vote for Casper De Vries then. At least we'll have great time in parliament.

MJ 9/29/2008 12:13:54 PM
Let them advertise what they want, but if they don't deliver you may sue them for false advertising. Maybe you can sue for your tax back, will make them think. Same thing happens when you employ someone for a job and they don't do it.

Jorene 9/29/2008 12:29:01 PM
Thank you for the laugh this morning after a bumpy 2 weeks. Pity Trevor Manuel does not resign and form his own party with those cabinet ministers that have resigned including our ex President Mr Thabo Mbeki. That should keep the New ANC mouths shut, or am I just dreaming of a new political party.

doug 9/29/2008 12:35:30 PM
Truth in political advertising: what a great idea! Here's an ad for the SA Communist Party: VOTE SACP: WE HAVE A PROUD RECORD OF DESTROYING THE ECONOMY OF NATIONS. W. GERMANY NEARLY COLLAPSED WHEN UNITED WITH E. GERMANY'S POVERTY AFTER THE WALL CAME DOWN. IN CUBA, THEY STILL DRIVE 1948 CARS. PUT US IN POWER AND WE WILL STRIKE, STRIKE, STRIKE - AND MAKE ALL SOUTH AFRICANS EQUALLY POOR (EXCEPT FOR US LEADERS OF THE SACP, OF COURSE).

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