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Chris Roper

'The right to be corrupt'

2009-06-10 09:20

Yet another basic human right is under threat by the ANC. This time, it's the right of humans to proffer and take bribes.

On their website The ANC Today (an affiliate of Comedy Central), they write "We cannot continue to allow our new democratic state to be indistinguishable from the previous such that national democracy would seem pretty much like apartheid and thus be equally doomed.

"To succeed in combating corruption, it is not enough that people should fear the law and punishment; they must also be ethical and possess the ethos that makes corruption fail to thrive."

It's shocking stuff from the ANC. Corruption is what makes us human. I don't want to pull out the big card, but - corruption is in our culture. Don't touch my culture, man!

In much the same way that incest is apparently the only taboo common to all peoples of the world, corruption is the only hobby common to all humans.

But enough of the heavy-handed satire for the moment. As principled as the ANC's statements are, South Africa is still one of the African nations flagged as setting back the fight against corruption.

According to a very good article in the New York Times, "Experts, prosecutors and watchdog groups say they fear that major setbacks to anticorruption efforts in South Africa, Nigeria and Kenya are weakening the resolve to root out graft, a stubborn scourge that saps money needed to combat poverty and disease in the world’s poorest region."

The article relates a series of murders and intimidations of officials from anti-corruption initiatives across Africa, next to which stomping on a couple of Scorpions actually looks benign. I would just cut and paste the list, but that would be compounding the problem, so go take a look for yourself.

What I do find noteworthy, though, are the figures. In Nigeria, a former governor tries to bribe officials on his staff with huge sacks stuffed with $15m in $100 bills.

And according to Daniel Kaufmann, an authority on corruption (although probably not the practical side) who works at the Brookings Institution, $1 trillion a year is paid in bribery globally. Of this, he estimates "there are tens of billions of dollars of corrupt transactions each year in sub-Saharan Africa".

As responsible South Africans, you'll all be having the same thought as me. Hey, where's MY slice of the pie! But the world is ever thus - all the bribes go to the rich and we, the poor, have to make do with stealing from them.

To the ANC's credit (note to editor: this is NOT a typo), they've also identified useless public servants as being corrupt. "Laxity in executing public service duties constitutes corruption. Most of the public servants employed in government today are not from the apartheid era, but were engaged during the democratic dispensation. Apartheid cannot be blamed every time we fail to discharge our responsibilities or get involved in corruption."

To the discredit of Die Burger, this is what they imagine the story is. (I'm using the translation on News24.)

Under the headline Apartheid no excuse - ANC, the opening paragraph is "Apartheid is not to blame for corruption or people who don't do their jobs, says the ANC." Come on! This is not a story; this is playing into the hands of corrupt and lazy people who use that excuse every time they get caught.

Only those with a guilty conscience care about whether apartheid is being blamed for making you a lazy, corrupt bastard. The rest of us know it's an excuse, although one with some merit when it's applied institutionally.

No, the real story is that the South African government is trying to fight corruption.

Some of us will say that this is a bit like a sex-worker copulating for virginity (sheesh, that really isn't that funny a metaphor when you've made it politically correct). But I say, even if you think that many government officials are just paying lip-service to the fight against corruption, at least we can legitimately punch them in the mouth if we catch them.

- Chris Roper is feeling foolishly optimistic today. Check out www.chrisroper.co.za or follow him on Twitter @ChrisRoperZA.

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Theresa 6/10/2009 9:51:52 AM
Why must you find a hidden vault even when the government is trying to talk cents?

observer 6/10/2009 9:52:11 AM
WTF is wrong with die burger, trying to racially polarise every news article to do with the ANC

Tso 6/10/2009 9:57:47 AM
Try telling a British MP or US Senator that africans are more corrupt, he would probarbly laugh a ur face, or is it an issue of "Standards".

Peter 6/10/2009 10:12:32 AM
Should we not just legalise corruption? Allow people to earn a 10% "bribe" and declare it to SARS for tax purposes. Much like sales people earn commision. SA are looking at legalising prostitution for the WC so lets legalise corruption. If its how business is done in Africa then lets just go with the flow? I know of many Companies doing business up into Africa who budget for bribes when costing projects.

Chris Roper 6/10/2009 10:17:25 AM
I agree, Tso. And I hope this article makes that clear. Theresa - tsk. 'vault'. I hope you're ashamed.

Willem 6/10/2009 10:21:09 AM
Chris, good article. Pres. Zuma said he would corruption. Now he's talking the talk. Question is: With AA being rampant and "workers"being appointed on grounds of skin colour only, the climate and culture for corruptio stays in place.(Is "fair" discrimination not also corruption, because it corrupts the marketplace?)Point is, the government will end up firing a VERY large % of the "workforce" after years and years of very expensive court cases and CCMA rulings. Does the Zuma govt. have the money and political will to fire, imprison, replace and retrain 100 000's of its own black supporters? Corruption is extremely rife, the govt.'s ideas will lead to massive increases in state expenses to fight the "right" to be corrupt. I recently dealt with the SABS to import vast amounts of cement from China. All I needed was a certificate stating that the manufacturer in China has a licence and is registered as an exporter. 7 weeks later, we dropped the project and let 250 employees go, because the SABS staff read the newspaper when you show up, speak Tswana to my Chinese business partner and refuse to even open the computer in which the certificate is, because of not being"cared for." What will Pres. Zuma do now?

Chris Roper 6/10/2009 10:41:08 AM
Willem, that sounds like the sort of endemic laziness that the ANC also pegs as corruption. Hopefully, something will be done about it. But for my take on AA (or BEE), read my blog on chrisroper.co.za. Not a serious take, though!

Theresa 6/10/2009 11:05:02 AM
Chris, what's wrong with 'vault'? It's a strongroom, often made of steal, for safekeeping of valuables.

JW 6/10/2009 11:28:19 AM
It is time to bring this corrupt State down.The ANC is especially adept in buying Loyalty with big bags of money.ANC structures believe that a member can only be loyal if the person can be bought.With corrupt officials Who is watching the criminals?
But wait,logic tells me that the more criminals their are the more intimidated the
population is.Scared black people tend to vote ANC.
For that reason alone it makes no sense for the ANC goverment to stamp out corruption.It keeps them in POWER.

shrek 6/10/2009 11:29:13 AM
I agree with Peter's comments. I work for a company that does a lot of work in Africa & we budget for bribes....yes that's correct. The Americans also take bribes, they just disguise it better than the rest. Look at the large amounts of money that the corporates give the presidential candidates-you think for one second that they do this without expecting something in return from that candidate. They do this knowing that the candidate, should he/she become president, will support some or bill that benefits their company.

Marius 6/10/2009 11:47:47 AM
Theresa, the government might be TRYING to talk cents, but they are making none (sense, anyway)

Rodders 6/10/2009 12:00:46 PM
Interesting column Chris. They have been talking the talk, let's just hope they also walk the walk!
And @ Tso, I agree with you in that Western politicians can be just as corrupt as our African ones -- the big difference I have noticed so far is that many of the UK politicians caught up in the expenses scandal over there have resigned in disgrace...how many of our TravelGate MPs have done the same?!!?

Frankie 6/10/2009 12:08:44 PM
Wow Theresa, I don't know if it was intentional or not but that was one of the funniest, most ironic comments ever on news24! Now I have to clean up the coffee I spilt. :-)

Theresa 6/10/2009 12:17:34 PM
The proper gander will convince the proper goose to keep laying those lovely eggs.

Pigtail 6/10/2009 12:23:06 PM
Bit thin on topics there, Chris? Christ, you're hardly in a position to complain of a dearth of access to news or topical issues...

Trevor 6/10/2009 12:33:48 PM
This all comes down to Corporate greed, a capitalist state will always attract corruption!!!

857 6/10/2009 12:35:25 PM
RE : Chris Roper

You forgot the "cents". lol

Ndumiso 6/10/2009 1:19:27 PM
"Scared black people tend to vote ANC" JW, this is utter rubbish!! Pple don't vote ANC bcoz the're scared. Pple generally know the deftcs of the ANC, but they still believe, compared to the alternatives, the ANC still represents their dreams and aspirations. It's a matter of better the devil you know. And the fact that Prez JZ seems genuinely wanting to do something about corruption and laziness is a plus, both for the ANC and the country. Let's work with them. AND NO, I DID NOT VOTE ANC!!

Andrew 6/10/2009 1:42:02 PM
Yes, Theresa. A "vault" could be used to store valuable cents.
Sense on the other hand...

IandI 6/10/2009 1:47:23 PM
You can't legalize corruption cos " the goverment does not like competition".

KOBUS 6/10/2009 1:55:30 PM
Why don't you try to talk more cents, Chris??! And pounds and shillings as well!

Theresa fan 6/10/2009 1:59:12 PM
@Frankie - Theresa's comments are fully intentioned, and a bit like finding a diamond after shifting five tons of mud. The columnists judge her posts by a much higher standard.

Chris 6/10/2009 2:01:58 PM
I think Theresa is running circles around some of you guys.LOL

Willem 6/10/2009 2:10:33 PM
@TREVOR6/10/2009 12:33:48 PM.
OH, really,then? Are you sure? How about the case when Stalin sent a general and his wife and two daughters to Siberia, in the same wooden hut, fot life, because the general sold military secrets to the USA? Or the Communist Chinese company that put melamine in babyfood to add bulk to theur volume, because the melamine is cheaper than the required milk formula? Are you actually saying that corruption is endemnic to Capitalist States, but non-existent any-where else? What about feudalism? Was that clean and pure? What about Hitler's Nazis in a racist autocracy negotiating with the Jews who owned Krupps, to allow Jewish slave labourers into their factories-to keep the cost of the warmachine low for the state?Let's think about your gurrgle there for a moment.

Marx 6/10/2009 2:20:45 PM
"...be ethical and possess the ethos that makes corruption fail to thrive." That must be the dumbest thing I've ever read in my life.

Bonny 6/10/2009 2:58:45 PM
Brilliant :-) I love that the most corrupt are "trying" to stop it :-)
Our government makes me laugh every day. Brian's circus is going to go under soon as our clowns are much funnier than his :-)

Antelope 6/10/2009 3:01:57 PM
ah man (or chicken) Theresa, you kill me. Good chirps! :-) LOL

laura 6/10/2009 3:17:17 PM
clearly Theresa's dry and very witty remark almsot went unnoticed. Both typos were completey intential and beautifully poetic.

David 6/10/2009 3:18:56 PM
"Steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king (prez)" ref Mr Zimmerman

Theresa 6/10/2009 3:21:13 PM
Oh sweet, my five minutes of fame. But now I am shy and will go underground away like a Mole in the Garden.

Gogirl 6/10/2009 3:37:17 PM
Everybody is talking about getting rid of corruption - why has nobody been fired yet? All talk and no action - typical. JZ and the ANC are still electioneering and not actually governing. Talk is cheap....

Anon 6/10/2009 3:40:52 PM
Legalise it? Will not work, can't compete with politicians!

Anon 6/10/2009 3:43:05 PM
@Tso, at least in these "western countries" politicians dont wait to be fired (they get promoted in SA) they actually resign.

Mzimkhulu 6/10/2009 4:07:54 PM
Corruption in South Africa is nothing new. There was corruption in SA before Zuma was born! There is corruption everywhere including at the Vatican!. That does not excuse it, but it does expose the hypocrisy of the haters who will tolerate any vice as long as it is not perpetrated by an African. Corruption, as in graft, needs to be eradicated together with the minds corrupted by apartheid to believe in the myth of white supremacy. Corruption knows no colour. Greed is its primary motivator. The clowns are the hypocrites who think that corruption has a black face!

Jan 6/10/2009 4:24:04 PM
How sure are we its not only cheap talk, but deap inside ... JZ is getting a new name, Mr Nice Guy ...

Chris 6/10/2009 4:55:07 PM
WTF is wrong with you chris Roper MF

Pun Pal 6/10/2009 4:59:52 PM
@ Theresa. Loved the commment.

JW 6/10/2009 5:00:40 PM
Ndumiso,i consider myself Black and this is the Symptoms observed.Who do you think is the most affected by crime?

JoJo 6/10/2009 5:40:57 PM
LOL, Theresa and very clever!

Ayanda Ntsho 6/10/2009 10:43:16 PM
Willem: why are you lying? AA is not based on colour: its Apartheid that was based on colour! You only needed to be white to qualify for any position in the Apertheid South Africa; irrespective of the academic qualifications required for a position! If two candidates applied for a position: a white person with Matric would be appointed ahead of a black Chartered Accountant! With AA: the prerequisite is the qualification and the skill, then the colour! So please, don't mislead the public, you are such a stupid lier and you are not even ashamed of your sorry behind!

Billy Hill 6/11/2009 4:50:03 AM
You and your online rag are fast becoming the problem. Can you find nothing constructive to write about?

Mc 6/11/2009 8:09:38 AM
It is a good article but unfortunately not even close to the reality. I work within government. We have lost so many projects because of bribery and bribery requests... Yes, we work with bribery requests as well. Projects that would have benefited all. What is the cost of that loss. But alas this is Africa and bribery is a tradition. Not the exception but the rule in my experience. Incompetent, unhelpful, unsympathetic, spiteful, unmanageable, sometimes discussing, lazy and even smelly employees... yes I know...

andile botman 6/11/2009 9:14:05 AM
ja corruption is more like a page with a core meaning to what the book entails, how do we combat crime if our officials in higher places are catalysts in the proceedings of corruption , i'm talking from the presidents,judges,MPs and intervension of gorverment with the sole purpose of protecting criminals .Combating crime will be like talking the ten commandments of the bible and walking the hundred comandments of evil.

Punk27 6/11/2009 9:27:20 AM
When it comes to corruption and pay-offs, the Americans beat Africa hands down. Ironic then that they have articles and watchdog groups and committees and such money-wasting crap that say Africa is too corrupt....

Mzz 6/11/2009 9:34:22 AM
Democracy is good, thanks to ANC!
You have successfully ensured that even SAns that dont support the government have access to free complaining and bullshit-talking channels and columns, compared to pre-1994 White govt that killed (literally) opposition that wanted to express their concerns, so they did to the communications channels. PRE-1994- MASS MURDER - POLICE LOVE YOU, KILL ONE PERSON YOU GO TO JAIL, HAHAHAHA. I know you were probably not born, or not matured by then, but your lovely father who now drives an E-Class of apartheid gains (directly or indirectly) was in full support of the system. INTERESTING!!!

hugo 6/11/2009 10:14:08 AM
Maybe Die Burger had the context wrong, but we have been mislead by the media since the inception of media itself. And there is no point in worrying about justice, as long as there are more rich and powerful people out there than ourselves, i.e forever.

Jaco Wium 6/11/2009 10:22:23 AM
@ Theresa, keep 'em coming, I just love your comments! (As many others do, I'm sure.) I enjoy Chris's columns but you improve them with your extra wit, well done!

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