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Colleen Figg

Swan song

2009-06-24 09:32

My columns over the past two and a half years have brought me a lot of satisfaction and so it is with regret that I advise I'm cashing in my chips, hanging up my sword, zipping up my boots.

I must say though I have derived an immense amount of satisfaction from my little scribblings, and I've obtained even more insight into my fellow humans as a result of their comments on my columns than I ever had before.

One thing that really reassures me is that there is still a sense of humour left in this country, people still find things funny and are still as hilarious as they ever were. And the times when my readers crossed swords with each other, some on the offensive and some on the defensive, were some of the funniest comments I ever read.

The column I personally enjoyed writing the most - as a light-hearted offer, and from the funny comments perspective - was the one on the mysteries involving the disappearance of socks. I was heartened by the fact that so many people all knew about this mystery and had such robust suggestions for where the socks went, as indeed, they had whole cupboards full of the infamous "only one sock"!

The column that set the boards on fire for the first time was my Maddie not adding up piece, which put forward my theories about Maddie McCann's disappearance (the matter remains unsolved to this day, sadly). I received over 350 comments and more than 3 000 hits easily, and many people wrote from as far afield as New Zealand, Germany and the UK. This column was also featured on many international websites as the Maddie story was a huge story worldwide.

Despite my views being scurrilously vilified by many who replied, despite some vicious character attacks being mounted against me, this still remains one of my other favourite pieces from the early days (going back to May 2007).

The most feel-good piece I wrote was about our local hero Jericho Sithole, who caught that toddler as he was falling off an escalator at a shopping centre. My telephone interview with Jericho moved me to tears as he simply did not see that there was anything unusual in what he did, and I was inspired by his "let's all help" approach, which to my mind is true Ubuntu in practise.

One column I wrote wrapped in anger and sadness was my small tribute to Heath Ledger and it included rant against homophobes which brought many extreme views to the surface, and quite a small war too.

It's been a pleasure to provide entertainment and thought provoking articles for your consumption, all of you out there. I'd like to thank you for your unfailing and enthusiastic support of me whether you agreed or disagreed with my views. 

Without my readers I would have been nothing, and the columns would have meant even less.

Now I exit at stage left. Farewell!

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Marx 6/24/2009 10:03:26 AM
You will be missed. Good luck for the future.

colin 6/24/2009 10:13:16 AM
Bye Colleen

Jacques 6/24/2009 10:38:09 AM
All the best for the future and may you enjoy what it is you are going to do. Thanks for the light hearted columns and the real heavy ones,that made us look at ourselves.

Sean 6/24/2009 10:46:32 AM
Will miss your columns and hope to read more of your straight talk, no nonsense approach elsewhere on the net :)

Icarus 6/24/2009 10:49:39 AM
Vale dicere, Colleen. See you on the other side where all the single socks hang out!

City Life 6/24/2009 10:55:25 AM
Hi there Colleen

I'm really sad to hear you are leaving us.
Everything of the best for the future & you will be missed!!!!

Paul

Christine 6/24/2009 10:58:08 AM
Not fair!! I enjoy your writing for it's honesty and a lot of controversy it causes and the different interpretations of readers as well. Will miss your columns Colleen but hope this is really not the end of being exposed to your writings!!

Louis 6/24/2009 10:59:03 AM
Fare thee well!! I, for one, will miss reading the columns in which you managed to entice weird and wonderful reactions from non-thinking, skim-reading ignoramuses with no sense of humour. May you entertain others where you go!

MJ 6/24/2009 11:00:36 AM
I remember your one column about buckling up on an airliner, and what a waste of time it was. Well yesterday I read an article about an airliner which went through some unexpected turbulence, and those who were strapped in were fine, and those who were not went to hospital on landing. Ho hum.

Clare 6/24/2009 11:05:25 AM
I've enjoyed reading your columns over the last couple of years (although I haven't always agreed with you) and wish you well in the future.

Sam 6/24/2009 11:12:05 AM
**Tears tears*** so touchy we are going to miss u.

Oom Koosie 6/24/2009 11:35:52 AM
A pity, gonna miss you. One of very intelligent columnists we had here.

Pebbles 6/24/2009 12:12:39 PM
All the best Colleen, you will be missed. At least we'll still have your blog ;-)

Pop Idol 6/24/2009 12:14:22 PM
Good riddance,,,dont forget to take your old South African flag with you, to what ever stone you intend crawling under !!!

BLACKsoWHAT! 6/24/2009 12:21:40 PM
Don't forget your old SA flag....bye bye.

niels 6/24/2009 12:30:59 PM
Not to overstate anything, I really regret that is going to be your last column on News24. News24 is poorer for your leaving. Much poorer.
You have opened the doors to great pleasure for me and I consider you to be a friend. yes, it started out bad, but sometimes that is the best way to start.

Bon Voyage, Colleen. I miss you already.

da Brudda 6/24/2009 1:43:43 PM
Won't miss u..............

Antony Carthy 6/24/2009 1:51:08 PM
This is the end of an era. It's sad that your columns are over. I'm sure you will miss writing these, but on to better things as they say.

One Sock Thief 6/24/2009 3:45:08 PM
Thankyou, goodnight, Farewell!!!

amandzing 6/25/2009 6:29:43 AM
I've always enjoyed your writing, and your help. thank you.

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