Phat Joe's sex tips
2003-08-10 16:39
Mduduzi Dlamini
Johannesburg - Phat Joe, officially known as Majotha Kambule, has revealed his sexual preferences on his website by advising men on how "to enjoy yourselves... oh, and your ladies!"
Phat Joe, under the guise of Dr Know, dishes out advice on bedroom etiquette.
In his first shot, he gives vent to his risque thoughts on how to make love and advises men on the required "post- coital" attitude towards women.
At one time Phat Joe had an unusual fascination with strippers, often visting the now defunct strip club Calabash in Parkmore, Johannesburg. One of his girlfriends, who was a stripper, died in London in 2001.
"A woman wants, if not needs, to know that her partner finds her sexy. So give her some props.
"Compliment her on how she was or how amazing her skills were," he writes, obviously referring to sexual prowess.
His advice on tenderness and behaviour after ransacking the sack reveals how Phat Lips charms his countless victims into love affairs.
He cautions against the tendency of braggarts who think that they are being sexy when they are actually a turn-off.
He warns that it is a cardinal sin for a man, who wants to boost his ego and self-esteem, to ask a woman: "Was it good?"
"The guys tops off the tank, so to speak, grabs his keys and leaves. So most women feel vulnerable after the fireworks. A sweet caring move will make her think you value her as more than a sex object," he writes.
Although it can be said the opinion ated Phat Joe, who is known for shooting from the hip, has been rather re strained these days, he is somehow un inhibited on the website.
Sex outside bedroom
He advises prudish men that sex outside the traditional bedroom is a far more preferable method of entertaining a woman.
"It's even better to satisfy her outside the bedroom... perhaps when you're watching TV the next night," he adds, showing his fondness for unusual places.
Phat Joe's sexual acts go beyond the "deed" and he advises men to take the action into the bathroom as well.
The scenario of "prolonging the festivities" beyond the deed creates an emo tional bond in a "post-coital" mood.
"Even if the the show is over, she's wondering what's next? Women want to feel that even though the deed is done, the bond isn't.
"You don't have to do anything creative here. Sharing a cup of coffee or taking a shower together should be enough to make her feel like you give a rat's ass about her."
- City Press