Ozzy talks to his knees
2005-03-24 13:44
Los Angeles - Ageing rocker Ozzy Osbourne has two smiley face tattoos etched on his kneecaps so he can talk to them when he's lonely.
The rocker told US chat show host Conan O'Brien: "I hate being alone. I suffer from loneliness. So, I just got two little faces on my knees.
"My son (Jack) has just had it done - it's like a family tradition, an Osbourne family tradition."
Ozzy also revealed that he keeps failing his driving test.
He said that on one occasion before he gave up drugs and alcohol, he passed out after doing a three-point turn.
Sometimes he would have to be taken home "in a police van" after doing a test.
He said he has taken the test "about four or five times" in England, "but, I was so stoned and loaded that...(I failed), but I can drive great". - Ananova.com