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12 Reasons why Beer is better than God

06 June 2012, 12:30

12 Reasons why Beer is better than God:

1. No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
2. Beer doesn’t tell you how to have sex.
3. Beer has never caused a major war.
4. They don’t force beer on minors who can’t think for themselves.
5. When you have beer, you don’t knock on people’s doors trying to give it away.
6. Nobody’s ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured to death over his brand of beer.
7. You don’t have to wait 2,000 years for a second beer.
8. There are laws saying that beer labels can’t lie to you.
9. You can prove you have a beer.
10. If you have devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.

11. There is no pressure to convince all people on the planet to become beer connoisseurs.

12: A billion people won’t freak out if you insult the brewer.

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