5 troll reasons why I should not become president
People should apply for human rights.
I was searching on Google for animals that are known for killing their young. There are many different forms of infanticide but was looking specifically for an animal that kills their young for some sort of survival gain. Like food, shelter etc. Here in South Africa where I live we have people known for throwing their newborn babies in front of passing cars then suing the drivers to get a monthly income for the rest of their lives. We are called white racists and counter revolutionaries for pointing it out.
Reason 2 :
Democracy works in narnia.
Here in the real world where two coyotes and a lamb vote on what to have for lunch, it is just not on. Like many things it works pretty well on paper and for those who hold the pen. I'll have it flushed like last nights Chinese food. Compound republic here we go.
Reason 3 :
Corporal punishment is the new cool.
Old school is back. I will beat my naughty kid like a step child (JK) but no seriously. No time outzies or taking away the Ipaid or showing my kid what a retard I am by counting to three. Thanks dad for giving me a hiding when I was a child. I cringe every time I see an a****le parent telling their a****le kids to go to the naughty corner. Remember these hipster kids might work for you one day. Yolo!
Reason 4 :
Ok take a deep breath. Calm down. I will lose half of you here. Stay with me it ties in with applying for human rights. Yes yes, guns don't kill people, people kill people. And if you say but taking away guns will most certainly have prevented the killings you'll get Bubba J saying “but it tis a humans right to protect oneself yeee haw!” … From who?.. another guy with a gun? Here's your application form bubba.
Reason 5 :
Lastly. The old race and culture debate.
Do the whoosa first cause I'm stirring the troll porridge pot. Forcing different cultures and races to live together causes more damage and racial tension between people. We are different, in our way of living and interacting with people. You are colour a and I'm b. With tradition of x and y. Call it what it is nothing wrong with that. People will come together , respect and appreciate one another's cultural background if you let them be without force integrating the f*** out of them.
PS. This is for Jacob Zuma the president of South Africa and his ANC party :
On a serious note :
Your BEE policy is not cool, chuck it. AA too please. I was denied 3 jobs because I'm white. We are at level 5 on genocide watch and had +-3500 white farmers murdered in the most brutal ways the past decade. Crime affects every race here no denying that. It's how whites are killed that makes it different. You say it's all robberies gone bad. Sir if you pour boiling water down a mans throat while raping his wife and killing his daughter it's not a robbery gone bad. I know South Africa can beat this together with some political will.
My hart is stukkend saam al my afrikaner vriende wat familie verloor het deur rasse haat moord. Ons is 'n nasie wat alleen staan in die saak maar ons staan saam.
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