A Man crossing a bridge sees another about to take a big dive, Thinking he could be the good Samaritan, he stops and calls to the jumper.
GS: "Hey Buddy, Lets talk, Don't do anything rash, life is good, lets find something to talk about, Say tell me friend are you a Christian?"
SC: "Yup, That I am, but why?"
GS: "Well it would be a bad thing to throw away your life and your eternal salvation, being as you are a Christian. What denomination are you?"
SC: "I am a Baptist"
GS: "Wow me too, old Baptist or Southern Baptist?"
SC: "Southern Baptist and You?"
GS: "Wow me too, American or Landmarkism?"
SC: "American, You?"
GS: "Yeah me too, what Chapter?"
SC: "22nd and You?"
GS: "14th, Die you heathen scum?" Pushing SC off the bridge
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