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A twist in the tail

15 January 2013, 07:18
God: There, it's done

Me: The end was actually much different to what everybody predicted.

God: Yes, I am God. I can do what I want, to whom I want. I am not responsible to anybody or anything. If I say there is no Satan, then there is no Satan

Me: So your idea was always that there would be no Hell?

God: What would be the reason to create a hell? To let people suffer forever? Tell me, do you take pleasure in the idea of making an amoeba suffer? Would you create a burning place to burn amoebas? Yeah, thought so. That's why I did not do it.

People do things to impress other people. I do not have to impress anybody. If I say somebody is forgiven, they are forgiven. I do not have to have to give my sons or daughters to be killed for them to be forgiven. I just do it.

Me: The Christians said that you gave  your only son so that they can go to heaven

God: Just think about it. Would you give your only son so that the amoebas can go to heaven? A bit ridiculous don't you think.

Me: But they are people, not amoebas.

God: Well, people are like amoebas to me, I can recreate, destroy or even wipe their very existence away so that they never existed.

Me: So, why did you come back?

God: Actually, I was never here before, so I did not come back. I created this universe from 14 billion light years away which is known as the big bang.

Me: But the Bible says you were here before?

God: No, it was not me, it was a space traveler masquerading as me. He even aged along with the people. Do you really think an almighty God would age? Yeah, thought so.

God: By the way, I did not write the Bible or tell anybody to write it. It was another idea of the space traveler.

Me: Now for the big question...why did you cast all the religious people into the black hole and left all the atheists alive?

God: Because they were too stupid not to use the brains I gave them. I did not give them brains to sit the whole day and worship a space traveler. If I wanted that, I would never have created them. I created them to evolve but their religion kept them from evolving. I cast them into the black hole because they kept mankind from evolving

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