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ANC Nkandla Conference "It Wasn't Me"

19 March 2014, 15:21

ANC Nkandla Conference

"It Wasn't Me"

(Yo', man) Yo'

(Open up, man) What do you want, man?

(My PP just caught me) You let her catch you?

(I don't know how I let this happen) With who?

(The tax payer’s money, you know) Man

(I don't know what to do) Say it wasn't you

(Alright)

Mandonsela came in and she caught me red-handed

Creeping with Dine Pule

Picture this, we were both caught making love in the fire pool

How could I forget that I had

Given her autonomy

All this time she was standing there

She never took her eyes off me

How you can grant the woman access to your villa

Trespasser and a witness while you cling to your pillow

You better watch your back before she turn into a killer

Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner

To be a true player you have to know how to play

If she say a night, convince her say a day

Never admit to a word when she say

and if she claims and you tell her baby no way

But she caught me spending like a fool (It wasn't me)

Saw me “swimming” in my fire pool (It wasn't me)

I even had a cleansing shower (It wasn't me)

She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)

She saw the massive house (It wasn't me)

Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)

Heard the scream get louder (It wasn't me)

She stayed until it was over

Mandonsela came in and she caught me red-handed

Creeping with Dine Pule

Picture this, we were both caught making love in the fire pool

I had tried to keep her

From what she was about to see

Why should she believe me

When I told her it wasn't me

Make sure she knows it's not you and lead her on the right prefix

Whenever you should see her make the giggolo flex

As funny as it be by you, it not that complex

Seeing is believing so you better change your specs

You know she not gonna be worrying 'bout things from the past

Hardly recollecting and then she'll go to noontime mass

Wait for your answer: go over there

But if she pack a gun you know you better run fast

Gonna tell her that I'm sorry

For the pain that I've caused

I've been listening to your reason

It makes no sense at all

We should tell her that I'm sorry

For the pain that I've caused

You may think that you're a player

But you're completely lost

That's why I sing

Mandonsela came in and she caught me red-handed

Creeping with Dine Pule

Picture this, we were both caught making love in the fire pool

Thanks Jacob Zhaggy

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