I discovered that there’s a petition to ban me from News24. How’d I find out? A little birdie told me.
A twanging twitterer tweeted, or rather started a “twitition”, to have me banned from News24. Can you believe that? Actually, I find the whole thing quite amusing, if not a little flattering.
Seems I might have ruffled a few feathers here and there - hate it when that happens.
And yes, that is me signing the same petition. I had to. The poor guy’s only been able to conjure up one measly vote in the last week, his own! That’s just downright pathetic! With an earth-shattering horde of four followers, the petition starter looks set to garner at least one-hundred signatures by the year 2194.
So please, don’t delay, go now. Yes, now! Sign it and help the man out. Group discounts are offered for the first fifty twititioners and you could stand a chance to win your very own “Psuedo-Intellectite in Training” coffee mug.
Let’s go crash those Twitter servers News24 users; I want this thing trending before sunset, damn it!
I say we ban this stirrer. Be gone Dumbwin! Be gone.