Yes, I admit it. All along I've been trying to uphold a ruse, pretending that I'm just a commenter on stories here, and that Brett's revelations disgust me.
In fact, I am disgusted when I see his articles. Disgusted that I could let a man who so clearly loves women trick me into believing that he'd love a man like me.
Why, I remember us still watching Isidingo together, cuddling on the sofa, and Brett whispering sweet nothings into my ear. Brett warned me that in order to keep up appearances to his business partners he'd have to create an online snowstorm, making it look as if he's straight, but he swore that it would never affect how he really felt about me.
He lied ... with each new woman coming out and telling her story, I see what he is! Oh Brett, don't look at me with those bedroom eyes any longer! I thought THAT shower trick was real as well.
DISCLAIMER: All of the above is false. However, it makes for entertaining reading and is the inevitable latest part in this saga. I just figured I'd pre-empt it, because it's all getting way too predictable.
DISCLAIMER 2: I'm straight, and happily married, thanks very much.
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