There are those who would tell you that alcohol is bad for your health and that, therefore, indulging in it will lead to premature death. One only needs to scratch a little bit below the surface to show this to be codswallop. New evidence suggests that the opposite is, in fact, true. Go all-out on booze and you’ll live to be ages-old and merry. Unsurprisingly, it turns out that the drinking folk earn more.
Earning more will prove to be essential for anyone in this generation who wishes to take advantage of the on-the-horizon technological/medical singularity, as store-bought immortality will be exorbitantly pricey, certainly at first.
I, personally, feel that every weekend beer drunk is an investment into my future. No doubt, there will be many of you who violently disagree and will wish on me the premature end that you think that I deserve.
Choose long life, I say! Have all the wine, beer and spirits that your liver desires! Each to their own, I suppose, but the logic is irrefutably sound. Even traditional teetotallers should be coming to the party, if they gave anything of a damn about their existences. Kids, for that matter, should be taught the habit from when they are old enough to hold a glass.
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