You asked for it; here it is.
Sung to the tune of Goldfinger.
Brain Candy! (pa paah pah)
She’s the one, with boobage that Bubba gits
Them sugar tits
Brain Candy! (pa paah pah)
Got her eye, on the man with the plumber bum
He ain’t so dumb
He won’t mess with this lady’s pink bra
Cause his moobs are much bigger by far
And with her sugar tits
Which would look more like zits
Next to his
She’s Mrs Brain Candy! (pa paah pah)
Bubba knows, that she’s really just after his bod
The lucky sod
She can shout when he clubs baby seals
She can scream at his truck with big wheels
But she knows in the end
That ol’ Bubba’s her friend
It’s called love
She’s Mrs Brain Candy! (pa paah pah)
When she sees, the man show the slit in his bum
Then she’s struck dumb
Poor Mrs Brain Candy (pa paah pah)
Brain Candy (pa paah pah)
Brain Candy…
Enjoy your weekend with Bubba.
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