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Brain Candy

23 November 2012, 08:30

You asked for it; here it is.

Sung to the tune of Goldfinger.

Brain Candy! (pa paah pah)

She’s the one, with boobage that Bubba gits

Them sugar tits

Brain Candy! (pa paah pah)

Got her eye, on the man with the plumber bum

He ain’t so dumb

He won’t mess with this lady’s pink bra

Cause his moobs are much bigger by far

And with her sugar tits

Which would look more like zits

Next to his

She’s Mrs Brain Candy! (pa paah pah)

Bubba knows, that she’s really just after his bod

The lucky sod

She can shout when he clubs baby seals

She can scream at his truck with big wheels

But she knows in the end

That ol’ Bubba’s her friend

It’s called love

She’s Mrs Brain Candy! (pa paah pah)

When she sees, the man show the slit in his bum

Then she’s struck dumb

Poor Mrs Brain Candy (pa paah pah)

Brain Candy (pa paah pah)

Brain Candy…

Enjoy your weekend with Bubba.

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