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CAPE TOWN: My First Encounter of the Mother City

22 May 2012, 13:17


THINGS THAT MEN MUST NOT DO

1 A SKINNY JEAN

guys I know most of you will not like this but truth must be told even if its a bit sour.

I am a Xhosa man I believe that I must not reveal myself that much. SKINNY MEN THIS IS FOR YOU. The point of wearing a skinny Jean is to make a fat or middle sized guy look skinny. PLEASE IF YOU already SKINNY DONNOT WEAR A SKINNY WE REALLY NOT FASCINATED BY YOU BONEY BONES.


2 CENTRE OF ATTENTION


Well I am a commuter both in taxis and trains . I could not help but to notice that men have became center of attention they sick it so much that they make ridiculous conversation which attract all people to look at them with amazement . Then IT BECOMES VERY EMBARRASSING FOR US PEOPLE WHO HAVE WENT VERY FAR TO GET THE HONOUR OF BEING CALLED A MAN. People I know I too talk a lot but I watch what I say. Please its already hard for society to except you don't make it much harder.


3 ENERGETIC


I know having energy is good that is why there are things called VITAMIN AND ENERGY TABLETS.

Too much energy I bad very bad because it can make you do things that are not be meant to be done. YOU SCREAM AS IF YOU GIRLS, which is really not cool. A man was given a hard voice deep dark voice for a reason USE IT.


4 WALKS


OMG come to Cape Town and see things. Men walking as if they are cats. GUYS not every place is a catwalk or red carpet GO TO DAVID TLALE he will arrange something.

I dont know how I walk but I am sure I don't bend myself and walk as if there are nails in my waist. IN ALL IF YOU STIL GO TO A MENS ROOM when nature calls. Walk manly thank God I have not been with a man cat walker I realy dont know how I will handle that.


5 VOICE


OH I KNOW!!!! someone who has met me will say mine too.

Guys its not AYOBA for a man to speak in a girly squeaky voice. IT RAISES ALARMS ESPECIALLY IF YOU STILL IN WHERE YOUR CLOTHES STAY. I am not saying fake it guys but try to adjust it.


6 NOW WORDS


(a) SANA (b) WETHU(c)DEAR (d)DARLING

AND MORE I mean you have created terms words that were never there b4. YES YOU MIGHT LIKE AND LOVE THEM. But they too raise alarms. These words are very likable no wonder SOMEONE WHO USES THEM GET A LOT OF GIRL FRIENDS, AND PLEASE DONT GET SIDE TRACKED I mean girls that are friend not gf


THE ABOVE ARTICLE WAS WRITTEN IN 2008: That is, when I first landed in the Mother City. Then I did not know anything. My views on the above matters have changed drastically. I looked at my old blogs and came across this. I was amazed at how much I've grown since then.Sorry to anyone who might have taken offense, at some time on Facebook, 2009 I think, a number if people did. 


I've CHANGED.    


BY: ESETHU HASANE

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