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Call Girl

11 February 2014, 12:37


One day about a month ago, President Jacob Zuma was looking for a call girl. He found three such girls in a local lounge, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.

To the Blonde he said, "I am the President of South Africa. Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?

She replied, two hundred and fifty rand.

To the Brunette he asked the same question.

Her reply was one hundred rand.

He then asked the Redhead.

Her reply was, "Mr. President, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my panties as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times, and keep it rising like the gas prices, keep me warmer than it is in my apartment and screw me the way you do the public, then believe me, Mr. President, it isn't going to cost you a damn cent."

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