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Dear Jacob Zuma (part 3)

08 November 2012, 15:16

Dear president I have written two letters which I don't know if you have received in your compound/mansion ,but my post man has assured me that the letters were received in good order,he further told me that due to the level of your education is very hard for you to read and reply to letters

I had to take the  post man's word and today i decided instead of writing long and boring letters we could perhaps sing ,i know my good sir you are pretty good at singing and dancing so i hope you will find my choice of music simple and relevant,and on the level of your education

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again

This song mr president is taken from a nursery rhyme it seeks to explain what others say a clumsy person but some clever people says it was actually meaned for king Richard III,but the oxford dictionary explains Humpty Dumpty as an alcohol beverage that knocks people to the ground,but today i will not try to be  clever i will simply ask you to sing with me

when we are instructed to never call your 250 millon rand mansion in Inkandla a compound because the word compound is racist then let us sing

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again

When you suggest that all ministers and your salary be put on hold but you have a ministerial handbook that keeps secret to other benefits you have then

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again

When one of your family member who owned a mine which failed to pay workers for two years and when his car is stolen near a fried chicken outlet while the workers go hungry then let us sing

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again

When you cant answer difficult quetion every time and you decide to commision a commission of enquiry then let us sing

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again

When condoms are delivered at breaking record speed to schools than text books then let us sing

 Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again

When you have seen the inside of a court than of a class room then let us sing

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again

this will be my last letter to you mr president remember the writting is on the wall (mene mene tekel pharisn) and that

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again

regards

Refilwe Plato Bogatsu

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