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Europeans going Home

16 January 2014, 17:28

To All Concerned citizens that demand ‘Europeans go back to Europe’, I have fantastic news:

The UN Commission on repatriation and restoration of the new World Homeland System or more commonly referred to as ‘Fellowship Of Oversight Land Solution’ (‘F.O.O.L.S.’) has, following extensive negotiations with the G20, G7, BRICS, NATO the Elders, Julius Malema, the Pope and some guys in a bar Down Under, come up with the following plan of action:

Starting January 1st 2015, all ‘European’ Americans will be moved back to mostly Ireland, the UK, Germany and a number of smaller states in Europe, where these rich loudmouths come from. They will be banned from working in jobs higher than minimum wage for the first 5 years and the Dollar will be banned and be declared as a crime against humanity – first time a currency befell this status.
Black Americans will be moved to Ghana, where they will return to as masters and the people of Ghana immediately will become their slaves. They are the ones in any case that sold them years ago to the Europeans, so it serves them right!

People of mixed race will be dumped in the Caribbean and allowed to continue to use the Dollar. They will work on marijuana plantations – they will on sell this to Amsterdam and it will be distributed from there to the Americans in factories to calm them down.
So The American Indian rules in the US again! The French can take back the Statue of Liberty – some totem pole or something coming up there.

Canadians will be kept in Canada. The Canadian Indians there apparently all moved south and they still can’t believe that anyone ‘wanted’ their cold as ‘hell freezes over’ country. They will take a truckload of marijuana as compensation. One of them asked me to again thank ‘those European fools’ through the Commission. Another asked me if there is anything they can do for ‘those poor bastards’ – like teaching them hunting techniques, etc. I declined the offer on their behalf.

Australians can’t be moved – they were banned from Europe remember? So they will just be forced to intermarry with the local Aborigines to form a new super tribe: the ‘Otherrigonies’. Australia will finally be renamed as ‘Down Under’ since no one there calls it Australia anyway and they will need visas for every single country they visit, including New Zealand. The latter should have been instituted years ago.

New Zealander Europeans will be sent back to England – straight to the Channel Islands to stop a possible German invasion across the channel – especially with so many German Americans returning. The rest of New Zealand will finally become part of a new federation (except Auckland – they have been part of it for decades already): The Confederation of Fiji and the Cook Islands”. They will be banned from playing rugby as the advantage will be too great in their favour. They will export sheep. Like always.

In South Africa, well….I can already see the Bushmen smiling in the Kalahari….. Afrikaners– straight back home for you, where ever that is. Since no one really knows where to place you, you are welcome in Spain. They need a property boom anyway. If you want to learn Spanish – marry an American Girl. The Settlers – sorry, they need you in the Channel Islands. You are however not allowed to cook. Marry someone from New Zealand while you there.

OK all my black friends – lets not go there. The Commission is ok with the old borders of the Fish- and Orange River. The Queen will return the Cullinan Diamond.
And then you intermarried mixed race bunch: Marion island finally will have a population of note! No one wants you apparently. All you sinful Afrikaners, shame on you….
You Indians from the subcontinent: The Bushmen asked if you could stay and make some more of that nice curry of yours.
O yes – the question of the unreturned Romans residing in England will be decided upon by the Commission in the fall of 2017. Already however it’s been confirmed ‘either way’ that Kate Moss can stay.
And the Falklands will be returned to its original population: Birds and Seals!
Thank you!

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