As I'm writing this a beautiful girl is fixing me some food in the kitchen, she is doing this one "Cuz I'm a hungry" and two so she won't see this article before its posted.
Before any women gets resolute enough to reach down my throat and remove my balls that way, this is purely from my views of the female gender.
A few years ago I taught a self defence (defense USA) class with girls from girl scout groups with my father, the lessons focused around gainning enough of an advantage in the fight to get away. The classes always began with easy steps first then building up too the more difficult ones later in the class.
Dad(My father): If I man grabs you by the arm and leaves you with one arm free, simply use your free hand's(or hands'?!?!) index finger to jab the man in the throat in the dip just below the adams apple. Don't just poke you must aim for the back of his throat.
At this point we would break up into groups half the girls would try it with my dad the other half with me.I'd usually get the older girls as I was very young at the time(No doubt my father found my embarrasment amusing as I was dealing with girls older than me, cruel sense of humor). I would ask one of the girls to stand in front of me and practice what my father had just instructed, with any male they would simple placetheir finger in the right stop on my throat able pressure and state that he would jam his finger hard. With females things take a different turn, the girl I had asked to stand infront of me and show if she understood, raised her index finger and proceed to try and touch my spine with said finger. The blow dropped me to my knees fillings my eyes with tears (wasn't cry just had something in my eye) and had my gasping for breath, all the girls in the group gasped not in concern for me no no, but rather the fact that the girl I'd asked froward and done it with such easy. At this point my father walks over tells me to stop lying around and get back to work.
As the class goes on more moves are explained and then practiced, then we get to the last move for the lesson (usually bleeding at this point). This move is rather hard to explain but it has to do with the man is sitting upon the girls hips while she is on the floor, the idea is to wait for the man to use his hands to pin down the girls arms then using her superior hip strength to throw him forward over her head causing him to slam his face into the floor (let me get to the punch line). When we split into our groups I ask red faced which one of the girls would like to be the first to try the move, much to my horror a very attractive and blessed girl steps forward (there must be a God, and he's laughing his ass off). The girl lies down and bright as a tomato I sit on her hips, pinning her arms down with my hands I beginning explain what she is to do. Before I'm half way through explaining she thrusts her hips upwards throwing me forward and introducing my face to the very hard floor. Again the group of girls gasp not in pity for me but rather in the surprise at the strength of their friend, all giggling and talking while I lie on the floor staring at the "pretty" stars before my eyes.
So females are more of a "do" the "act out in mind" gender, but men still love them.
Anyone wanting self defence(defense) classes please leave a comment and will see if I can't help you out (just let me heal up abit).
For the guys: Ask your better half "Please can you make me something to eat baby" works alot better then "Hey! Make me a sandwhich", who knew? ;D
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