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God's Facebook account

11 November 2012, 09:06
Hey everyone,
When is this going to stop?!?!?!?Log on to facebook and there is a post from one of my mates that says
Dear God,from the bottom of my heart, i want to thank You,for being with me all the way,for never leaving me,for loving me.
A few issues I have with this are:I love the lowercase "i" in the 3rd sentence and capitalized "You". Inferiority complex anyone?This letter is addressed to god, since when did he get a facebook account??? Last time I checked, he created the earth, not facebook, therefore he now has the ability to interact with man-made objects. Can you religidiots STOP making him out to be bigger than Elvis? god does NOT have facebook, therefore he is NOT going to receive any posts that are addressed to him. Write a personal letter to him ok...Why can't you people just accept that he loves you and looks out for you? Why MUST you tell the whole world? Again, inferiority complex anyone?If I accept your friend request, it's because I want to be friends with you. I don't want to be turned into you, by you sending me posts to like "god"...if you like god, then that's just fantastic, tell him, not us...
Have you got it now? Otherwise I may be forced to start daily updates about the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I'm sure you'll love to hear what he's doing for me.
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