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How do you solve a problem like Malema?

12 July 2014, 09:47
How do you solve a problem like Malema?

Coming to Parliament dressed like a clown

Causing the ANC to feel a tremor

With Zuma and Cyril and Blade all feeling down

Many a farm you know he’d like to pilfer

Many a bank you know he’d like to own

But how do you make him stay,

And listen to what you say

How do you give this ugly dog a bone?

How do you solve a problem like Malema?

How do you still this monster once your own?

Many a thing you know you’d like to tell him

Knowing for sure that he won’t understand

Many a time you know you’d like to kill him

And bury his body way deep down in the sand

Wearing Italian shoes under his overalls

Wearing his Breitling bold upon his wrist

He and his mob indulge in raucous cat calls

And feel they are a force no-one can resist

Poor are the people that he likes to prey on

Feeling for sure that he is on their side

But how do you make them see

That he will not make them free

That with him they are on a downhill slide?

How do you solve a problem like Malema?

Show that he takes the poorest for a ride

How do you solve a problem like Malema?

Putting his kids in only the finest schools

While in his province are no bloody textbooks

He’s playing the poor for blind and ignorant fools

Causing a problem with the striking miners

Telling them he is always on their side

And when there’s no food to eat

And they are all on the street

Telling them he will always be their guide

How do you solve a problem like Malema?

Dig - a deep hole and bu-ry him - inside!
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