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How to pick up chicks!

22 January 2013, 15:10
To borrow from the Queen's English: Far be it from me to use this platform to showcase my skills, but it's high time that ol' Emmett Wesley Garrett show the wannabe players how it's done.

For those players who think they know 'the game' and those posers who have zero game, let me enlighten y'all about what women really want in a man.  Here me out, you just might score tonight if you do!

As far back as I can remember, I've always had success with women.  Might have been my devilish good looks, or my toned physique through my exceptional athletic ability as displayed on  sports fields across the Eastern seaboard.  Yes, yes, I realise I've put on a few pounds since then, but it's all about having game, and boy do I got game?

So it's like this:  We all have AA (approach anxiety for those newb players) and it's about embracing your fears, not running from them.

When you approach, you have to be confident when opening your set.  If you're going one-on-one, then make sure you have the chick's attention.  Don't be too overbearing though, women don't like players are all up in their face like that.  Also, make sure the breath is good and you don't reek of booze or pizza, the ladies hate that!  (I found that out the hard way).
If you need a wing-man, then find a good one who's not as ugly as sin, otherwise you won't be able to pass off the cock-blocker to him.  Think guys, think!

If you're opening a two or three set, then you need to know what you're doing otherwise you're getting shot down. 

Here are some tips:
Humor is good, if you can keep them laughing, you're almost home.  Don't make too many jokes about family or terminals diseases though.  They don't work.  Trust me!

As Cindy Lauper said, 'Girls just wanna have fun'.  That is key, be fun.  And be fun to be around.  Dance a bit, sip on your drinks, occasionally, if she's worth it, you could offer to buy her a drink.  Let her know though that you're no sugar daddy offering free handouts to gold diggers.  They're everywhere...

Clothes.  Remember to check yourself in the mirror before leaving.  Spend a little extra cash if you can and get the look right.  Ladies love a man who's well-dressed and smelling good.  Something bright to break the dark club vibe might just do the trick.  Try a hat it it works, but loose the scarf, it looks gay.

Guys talk about 'negging' a chick, but neg-theory is for amateurs.  A seasoned player like myself doesn't need to break a girl down just to build her up again. 

Now I don't mean to be breaking no 'guys code' or anything by advertising my skills and the game like this, but sometimes, as the alpha male, I need to just speak my mind and let the players know how it's done.  I'm tired of seeing guys shot down all because they don't know the basics of picking up chicks.

This is tried and tested 'Em' game.  Trust me, my methods work!
Go out there and have fun guys, and remember:  Don't hate the player, hate the game!

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