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Jacob Zuma goes down memory lane

25 April 2014, 07:15



Jacob Zuma and his wife are enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small tavern. Jacob Zuma leans over and asks his wife, “do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you." "Yes," she says, "I remember it well." "OK," he says, "how about taking a stroll round there again and we can do it for old time sake?" "Ooooh ha ha ha, Jacob, you naughty devil, that sounds like a good idea," she answers. 

The Minister of Police, Nathi Mthethwa  was sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I will just keep an eye on them so there is no trouble. So he follows them. Jacob Zuma and his wife walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.

Jacob Zuma’s wife lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down and Jacob Zuma drops his Pants. Jacob Zuma’s wife turns around and as she hangs on to the fence, Jacob Zuma moves in. Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the Minister of Police has ever seen. They are bucking and jumping like eighteen-year-olds. This goes on for about forty minutes. Jacob Zuma’s wife yelling, "Ohhha ha ha , God!" Jacob Zuma is hanging on to her hips. This is the most athletic sex imaginable. Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground. The Minister of Police, Nathi Mthethwa is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life that he didn't know from the Number One.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, Jacob Zuma and his wife struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The Minister of Police, Nathi Mthethwa   still watching thinks, that was truly amazing, Jacob Zuma was going like a train. I have got to ask him what his secret is.

As Jacb Zuma and his wife passes, the Minister of Police, Nathi Mthethwa says to them, “that was something else. ou must have been having sex for about forty minutes. How do you manage it? You must had a fantastic life together. Is there some sort of secret?"

Jacob Zuma  says, "fifty years ago that wasn't a fucking electric fence."

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