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Julius Malema’s top 10 funny quotes of 2013.

04 January 2014, 09:21

1.    1  “Jacob Zuma built a 2 million rand swimming pool, but no one in the family knows how to swim”

2.     2  “Comrades people have said it’s cold outside the ANC, they are correct, they were correct, it’s very cold outside the ANC…but we are making it warm”

3.      3  “You must never buy an E-Tag, when they stop you and ask you your E-Tag, simply show them your red beret”

4.      4 “Comrade Blade Nzimande is complaining that EFF stole the ‘red colour’, he does not have a copyright on the ‘red colour’. There’s nothing we can steal from him because he has nothing but that skuurpot (pot scourer) face of his. Why didn’t he complain when Vodacom was red?”

5.      5 “You've never tested that government influence, that’s what you talk about with your friends over a bottle of something” [on Justice Factor]

6.       6  “SARS will soon auction my twitter because they want to take away everything I have”

7.     7   “There is no organization called ANC in South Africa, it is a former organization. What we have now is ZANC, is Zuma ANC. ANC ended with president Mbeki.”

8.      8  “A message of congratulation to SABC, for making it to the ‘press conference’… we want to thank Hlaudi, for allowing you to come, we know you’re operating under difficult conditions”

9.       9 “What are we going to do with the land? And because we want to sound intellectually clever, we explain ourselves”  [at North West university]

10.   10 “ANC rallies are for crooks”

Happy new year...enjoy 2014. 

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