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MUST WATCH—Metallica owns Jasper Jiggins!

01 August 2013, 10:40

Metallica is performing in Singapore this coming August. I’ve been mulling over the idea of accepting an invitation to go to the concert. So, last night I listened to some of my favourite Metallica songs. I had just finished reading Jasper Jiggins latest admission of not knowing anything about science and thus being baffled by it … and then the next track played: My Friend Misery, the lyrics of which spelled it out for me … and now I’ll spell it out for you, Jasper:

You just stood there screaming, 
Fearing no one was listening to you. 
They say the empty can rattles the most. 
The sound of your own voice must soothe you, 
Hearing only what you want to hear, 
And knowing only what you've heard. 
You, you're smothered in tragedy, 
And you're out to save the world.

The proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkfGM55-hPc

‘BOING’ you have unlocked Defeat by Metallica! Congratulations, Jasper!  \,,/

And don’t worry Jasper, I know you don’t care about words of wisdom conveyed in ‘the devil’s music.’ However, I did something rather interesting, a trick I learned from christians like you Jasper: I played the track in reverse. Do you know what it said?

Jasper is a poe! Jasper is a poe! 
Jasper tries to make christianity look bad.
Jasper only pretends to be a fundamentalist christian. 
Jasper is a poe! Jasper is a poe! 

What’s a poe? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law

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