Comrade Tokyo, I got your money to turn against Zuma. After all you SMSed me.
I also did a lot of work in the last week or so. I spoke to those miners and we insisted on R12 500 for them. But now it is time for you to deliver: R12.5m. As soon as you are ready, just SMS me. It's not right that you have been quiet about this mine thing, while I must do all the work.
I looked around at this Lonmin. Cyril did well for himself. But I don't think he will fall for this nationalization business. This guy is rich! I've tried to speak to him about some kickbacks as kingmaker, but he didn't want to respond.
I'm worried about Motlanthe. I think while you are paying me to get Zuma out, the deputy president might just slip in at the backdoor.
Oh yes. We must talk about this: I have already called all the whites criminals. What must I say about Judy? What about that line of being the only white person who opposed apartheid?
There is a problem with your children though. They must stay in Gauteng when parliament is sitting in Cape Town. Bra Jimmy has already made it clear that there is an oversupply of coloureds in the Western Cape.
Wait comrade, there's an SMS coming in. It's Ramaphosa. Maybe he has an offer for me. I think it's time for a counter offer. You know how this business works!
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