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Malema in parliament

04 May 2014, 23:00

Julius Malema’s impending addition to parliament is a matter my brain just cannot reconcile it self with, I mean the left side of my brain the logical side says run and hide this man is dangerous.

But my frontal lobe (Emotional part in laymen’s terms) is racing with excitement at the endorphins that this man and his stunts will release in my brain.

I mean Trevor Noah and company will get decade’s worth of material. We might actually get to see some fist fighting in our parliament like in the Eastern European parliaments. And like Trevor said he might Slap them with he’s comic relief  sic.

So to conclude in the words of the late great  Pointer sisters (The band is late, not the members as far as I know)

I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it
I'm about to lose control and I think I like it
I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it
And I know, I know, I know, I know
I know I want you, want you Julius Juju Malema

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