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MyNews24 overrun with Nazi Propagandists

11 June 2012, 19:07

I have no sympathy for these carnivorous hordes. Not that I am a vegetarian, mind you, I’m a firm believer in the old adage that if we weren’t supposed to eat animals, they wouldn’t be made out of meat. I do, however, believe that meat should be cooked so as to avoid the infection of parasitic brain-worms. Perhaps said brain-worms are the culprits behind such grand scale callousness.

Maybe I’ve been too harsh in labeling these wannabe swayers of public opinion as Nazis, or perhaps too generous. The Nazi’s did after all use such brainwashing techniques effectively. Cunning as they were, they were no less nefarious than our own brand of cyber-stormtroopers.

Who are these people? Where do they come from and what are their malevolent intentions for our perfectly well-behaved children? THEY are the opinionated Evolutionist, Creationist, Christian, Atheist, Communist, Capitalist, political radical - basically anyone with an opinion strong enough to warrant writing an article in an attempt to convince someone else that their way of seeing the world is the way of seeing the world. (The irony of writing an article myself is not lost on me, it seems the brain-worm’s hold on mankind is more advanced than I had initially suspected.)

It should seem obvious to the critical observer that these groups are competing for nothing less than world domination. Oh yes, in the old days they would pit their greatest fighters against each other in great steel domed cages and watch them fight to the death over trivia like wolves scrambling for the last morsel of Liam Neeson’s titanium vertebrae. 

The internet, unfortunately, has given these reptile shape-shifters the vehicle to leave their cavernous underground lairs and propagate their cast-iron convictions. 

In a scientific study, Uncertainty and Chaos triumphs over Rigid Belief and Dogma 97.5% of the time. That’s solid science, and as we know, you can’t argue with fact. I should add as a disclaimer that Anarchy isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, but it did give Mick Jagger a slight glimmer of hope and it enhances the experience of extreme sports far more than dirty street drugs.

My warning to the encroaching scourge of brain-worm infected amateur propagandists is this: If you are an –ist, or subscribe to an -ism, there will be someone of an opposing creed who will disagree violently with you. (And why wouldn’t they? The pay-off for joining a cult are fantastic!

Some of the better Capitalist sects these days offer medical aid, while the more archaic are running a special on maiden’s in the afterlife.) Meanwhile the wise and those with better things to do with their time will rise up, unite and destroy you with all the apathy and face-palm that we can muster!

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