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Nkandla pie

02 December 2013, 12:56

A long long time ago

I can still remember how

The Arms Deal was my problem child

And I knew if I had my chance

That I could make those people dance

And maybe they’d forget it for a while

But empty promises made them livid

With every speech that I delivered

Allegations on the news almost every hour

I couldn't take even take a shower

I can't remember if I lied

When the scandal came out and my credibility died

But their money’s spent, it’s all inside

My big, Nkandla pie


My, My, My Nkandla Pie

Drove by blue lights through the township but the township was dry

And good ol wives were drinking whiskey inside

Singin' this is my Nkandla pie

This is my Nkandla pie

Do you shower after unsafe love

And could you waste millions and above

If the ministerial handbook tells you so?

Now do you believe in the E Toll?

Can voting ANC save your mortal soul?

And do voters believe all the lies I’ve told?

Well, I know that you're in love with him

I saw you watch Walk To Freedom

You all kicked off your shoes

And remembered those Apartheid blues

I am an olden horny broncin' buck

With too many wives and in so much kak

But I know that I’m in the luck

My big, Nkandla pie

I start toyi toyiing

My, My, My Nkandla Pie

Drove my Spear up their rears now their taxes run dry

And good ol Bob was drinking whiskey inside

Singin' this is my Nkandla pie

This is my Nkandla pie

Now, for many years you’ve been on your own

Avoiding SARS like Al Capone

But, that's not how it used to be

When you sang for your king and queen

In a red beret borrowed from a shabeen

And hate speech chants from you and me

But while your king was looking down

You tried to steal my corruption crown

The breakup was adjourned

And with EFF you returned

And while I read a book on Marx

The unemployed sleep in our parks

And Eskom leaves them in the dark

But me, I got my Pie

We were twerking'

My, My, My Nkandla Pie

Drove by blue lights through the township but the township was dry

And good ol Guptas were drinking whiskey inside

Singin' this is my Nkandla pie

This is my Nkandla pie

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