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Ok Kief, let's talk AA...

14 July 2012, 13:48
A white oke walks into a job interview and wears his brown pants and lots of deodorant because the the pants will camo the effects of crapping yourself and the deo might hide the nasal effects.

Why?

Because there is a tag or tattoo on his skin that says 'already privileged, already rich, doesn't really need a job, parents can look after him'. Blacks mos think that all white okes have ATM's hidden in their houses. The HR department has to hire more blackies than whities because BEE says the blackie has poor parents and the whitey has rich parents. (Whether you like it or not, your dad made sure that this was kind of true. On average, whities definitely have richer parents.)

Even with AA and BEE and the other AA (which you need if the first AA gets to you), black okes still have to overcome a past of insecurities and other mindset related crap that you get when you have been chuned you are a 'dom kaffir' your whole life. It's not easy to succeed when you are burdened by a tattoo or tag that says 'incompetent' on it. It's not like you can wash off your skin color either, so you have to learn to maar live with it. If someone chunes you (white or black) that you are doff from when you were a kid, it makes you kind of insecure and deficient in the self confidence department.

Ja, I kid you not. A black HR lady once chuned me that even blacks see blacks with those 'doff' tattoos. Discrimination is not limited to racism boet, classicism is just as swak!

Educated people mos smaak educated people more than uneducated people, regardless of color. Once you have a piece of paper that says 'I did studied sumfink for a blerrie long time so na na na naaaa naa' it kind of changes the way you look at the world. A white oke with broken 'gypsie tekkies' and no diploma has more of a chance of a date with Scarlett Johansson than he does in getting a job in corporate, with or without BEE!

I always say that education is the answer to poverty and whatnot but you racists take one look at a okes pigmentation and decide that he is doff and lazy. Black okes do the same to us whities, except our tattoo says 'arrogant slaver with rich parents'.
Here's some lemonade from the lemons:It's pretty hard for both sides of the trailer park to get jobs because of these stupid tattoos but it is also very easy for us to get jobs because Safrica has a morose (pronounced 'moerse') skills deficit!

Companies are so hard up for skilled labor that they will sommer invent new departments to keep the BEE balance and hire 10 blackies as an excuse to legally hire a competent white oke. Black or white, a company cannot survive without intellectual capital!

When they find a competent black oke or chick, they get very excited and immediately prepare themselves for his/her replacement after training because the moment that employee is trained up and worth a higher salary, that CV is going out boet! Blackies reckon they've been exploited enough, they want the salary that can afford the black BMW with the tinted windows (the equivalent of a whitey's double cab bakkie with kief mags) and your silly employment contract aint gonna stop evolution baby! Thus they upgrade as fast as they can. A little unethical but very clever. Whiteys will stay in the same job with the same salary for a hundred years if they can.

So the whitey gets upset and says "ja, that's how blacks roll!" and the next black oke has another tatoo on his skin that says 'opportunist'.

And then when the whitey has something to say about it, the 'racist' tattie on his forehead gets underlined and highlighted (in a fabulous dayglo orange).

So the next black oke, no matter how competent he is, will have a tattoo that says 'incompetent opportunist who only got a job because of AA', and the insecure whitey who moans about it will get a billboard on his forehead that says 'racist bliksem'.
Meanwhile in the middle of all of this, you get the competent, focused oke who never thinks about the 'pig' in his pigmentaion. Black, white, charra, whatever, he or she just gets on with the job and pursues the Safrican dream without all the politics all over the place.

The adapted Saffer will buy a 4x4 for the potholes, move into a secure pozzy after their first hijacking and do everything in their power to make sure that their kids have 'rich' parents.

AA will only cause you to need the other AA if you let it get to you boet. Life is hard for everyone, regardless of spray job, and the only way to make it easier on yourself is to get focused like a blowtorch and get on with getting paid. If BEE closes one door, your competence will open another. The crazy among us start their own businesses and make the thing work!
To the blackies I say this: Do everything you must (legally) to organize your kids some rich parents, this tattoo thing is gonna go on for a couple of generations anyway and the only way out of it is if our kids all learn to grow up with their own tattoos.
Secure kids with lekker education is the only answer to our future. In the meantime we must maar learn to work around the tattoos and do the best we can with what we have.

Nee kief ouens, gooi mielies!

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