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Pray for Satan

13 December 2012, 15:17

It has come to my attention that believers intend to pray us out of the mess our planet currently finds itself in. Whether you want to call it meditation or a one-way phone line to your God, prayer is the answer on the lips of most believers.


So then, it comes down to the following: either the prayers are currently not being heard at all OR the prayers are not cohesive enough to make a difference. It is with this that I came to the realisation that our believing friends have been praying for the salvation of the broken toy and not the entity accountable for breaking it in the first place. Stop praying for me. Stop praying for my heathen friends. Stop praying for all the unnecessary and silly reasons you currently pray for and pray for Satan.


If you all routinely pray, in unity for the entity responsible for all the horrible atrocities attributed to him, how can your heavenly father not answer? Pray for Satan to see the light. Pray for Satan to find Jesus. Pray for Satan to be absolved of his crimes and free of sin. Pray for Satan to stop mucking up our planet, He is responsible for it all in the first place and now you have a common solution to the problem, just pray in unity for the Devil himself.


Pray my friends, pray that evil son-of-a-bitch out of the centre of the Earth and into the loving arms of your saviour! Lets rid this reality of the evil and hate that Satan imposes on this planet once and for all!

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