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Revelation of the Electrodinytaurus.

27 June 2014, 11:58
Last night in a dream I was visited by the Electrodinytaurus and the following was given to me as a revelation:
1. The Electrodinytaurus created the universe around 13.75 billion years ago with a "Big Bang".
2. The Electrodinytaurus created the earth about 4.5 billion years ago. In the holy book of the Electrodinytaurus will reveal how this happened.
3. Then I asked the Electrodinytaurus how he created life on earth. He told me he just made all living things came into existence and created biological processes to current day living organisms.
4. I know atheists are going to tell me I use the god of gaps argument in revelation number 3. You guys are just ignorant and this is another revelation given to me that you will use this argument for revelation number 3.
5. The Electrodinytaurus created us humans as special beings who he loves very much and care for. He even has fun with us as revealed to me. Every time you sneeze it is the Electrodinytaurus tickling your nose. Ignore science explanations for sneezing like hay fever and foods. It is just nasty atheists and scientists who wants to keep you away from the only truth.
6. I will only answer questions from people who wants to convert to the truth of the Electrodinytaurus. Atheists and believers of other religions will be ignored. I don't waste my time to ignorant people rejecting the truth.
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