So there I was, chowing my lekker rice and fish dish for lunch, reading le news24 (as is my lunch ritual) and suddenly i read this article--> http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/Muslim-cop-I-cant-share-toilet-20120711
So I'm like "nice try Muslim dude!'' because I know the real reason he doesn't want to share the toilet with the rest of the okes.
You ever seen a communal toilet in a governmental building?
I chune you what, how they get their poo on the walls is beyond me! I mean, if a oke is squint and he pees on the seat a bit, that's kind of understandable... but how the hell do you miss the target when you are firmly seated on the specialized targeting apparatus (le toilet seat).
I mean, flippit man, it's not like the target is moving or anything!
I once walked into a public loo in Sandton City and had to backpedal like a madman. The high pitched shriek I let out (you know that involuntary Michael Jackson noise you make when you get a fright), made all the men in the room look at me like I was mal. But they all understood when I pointed at the cubicle and chuned "I think we need a bomb squad in here!".
Sis man! If you are going to 'sit the pot miss' then have the blerrie decency to clean the seat. The same goes for seat watering activities. Your skew bladder problem shouldn't be my problem.Get glasses or sit down if you are squint man. Blikslorrel!
There are some strategies that can be employed to circumvent the germs issue. The foremost of these being the 'pack the toilet paper like your life depends on it' strategy.
Me, I pack that toilet paper on that seat so that it feels like a luxury armchair by the time I sit down and I still get the heebie jeebies! So that's just in emergency situations when I have no choice but imagine this poor Muslim oke who has to use that same toilet every day. Hell man, he was probably an atheist but got so freaked out that he quickly researched religions and chose one that chunes you to use a separate toilet.
One conversion to Islam later and most of his problems were solved, except now he has to sit whenever he pees as well. (I wonder whose idea that was, it's actually brilliant! Okes can't pee on the seat when they sit!)
Nee kyk, I don't understand the mind of a man who will leave the toilet looking like early nuclear experiments for the next guy. That's an utter violation of the bro code and just plain siff man.
Meh...I wonder if chicks have the same issues?
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