It turns out it was all just stories by conmen to get a few bucks out of you. But you can relax now, there is no such a thing as a God.
All the troops in Afghanistan can now go home.
No more boring Sunday sermons.
No more 10% of your salary to buy the preachers Merc! Bonus!
Masturbation is not a sin. Enjoy!
Homosexuals are just people in love.
No more incessant facebook declarations of love to invisible entities.
Women now have a say. Tell us ladies!
If something goes wrong we can all get off our knees and fix it!
Smile. There's no hell! Your kids will love that.
No more strapping a bomb to yourself!
No more flying planes into buildings.
No more Burka's.
You have your privacy back! No more creepy invisible guy watching everything you do.
The earth wasn't populated twice through incest. (phew)
No more bronze age moral guidelines.
No more heathens.
No more scary stories to tell your kids.
I'm glad we figured out the con. The world is going to be a much better place. We should all have a party to celebrate!
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