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Stop The Blsaphemy Now!

01 October 2012, 08:16
Stop The Blasphemy Now !

So as many of you may be aware, there are many Islamic leaders around the world who are demanding that religious blasphemy be made a criminal offence, and how right they are.

It needs to be stressed though that preferential treatment should not be given in this regard - all religious faiths should be protected equally under this law, and I will be campaigning for these three:

1) My own personal faith, which is the worship of myself. From now on, any criticism of me, negative comments regarding me, or claims that I am not God will be illegal, as it is highly offensive to myself. If anyone publishes naked photos or images of me, I shall reserve the right to commit acts of violence against them or peoples of their nationality.

2) Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh is worshiped by a Cargo Cult on the island Of Tanna. Henceforth, there shall be no criticism, negative comments or claims that he is not God, unless you wish to open yourself up to criminal charges.

3) The Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster shall also enjoy equal protection. Henceforth the consumption, or any use whatsoever of Spaghetti other than for the worship thereof shall be illegal. Also , it shall be illegal to claim that macaroni is a better pasta than Spaghetti, as it is highly offensive to FSM Church members.

I trust that the powers that be see the wisdom in protecting  religions around the world from critism and scrutiny, so that they may continue to propogate themselves in the minds of the world's population unhindered for many generations to come.

Amen!
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