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The Alien Gods

30 May 2014, 19:18

The Alien Gods

Over the last few millenniums, many religions, if not all, all state that their God’s come from up above. Where? Somewhere not on earth? UFO’s --- ALIENS – ALIENS – ALIENS!!!

The X files of religion. So they were all ET’s who came from other planets far far away.

Many Gods, even the Rap God.

There is one problem with this. The distance of space.

It would take maybe hundreds of thousands or millions of years, not sure exactly, but a hell of a time to get from our nearest star Alpha Centauri just to get here to our solar system.

So, unless they had speed of light travel or something close to that, I would be a bit sceptical of the Ancient Alien Theory, look, I am not completely ruling it out, cause at light speed it is possible, but otherwise definetly not – an absolute no no.

After all there are 2 main theories of how the Universe began:

1.       Big Bang – Science, WHICH HAS ACTUALLY BEEN PROVED!!

2.       Creationism. (I can’t rule this out completely in my own opinion, cause what if God – being an ET -Other Worldly Being of super intelligence, came here and genetically manipulated the DNA of hairy low-level intelligent primates around 200,000 yrs ago and turned them into super intelligent human beings – us, modern man).

BEHOLD, I NOW INTRODUCE THEORY THREE (are you ready for this one):

A combination of the scientifically proven big bang with scientifically proven evolution combined with ALIEN creationism (Genesis) and ET genetically modified EVOLUTION. (E.g. an ET God manipulating species on earth and therefore creating new life, like us, from existing apes).

Did I just fuse Science and Religion together? Like nuclear fusion.

Angels do exist. –MINDFREAK

If so, here is my new formula:

E = MC hammer 2

I TOLD YOU HOMEBOY, YOU CANT TOUCH THIS!!!

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Martin Marriott

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