The following fragmentary text was found in a postmodern desert on September 16th in a very spiritual place; like, really, really, like, spiritual, you know, that included lots of baijiu. Some say it gives human beings their best understanding yet of the origins of existence.
1 Magister 1
Heed me thou dof lot. Thee and thine have been having a right old time mucking up the planet with thy belief in strange days of doom that distract from a bleeding urgent ecological apocalypse. What the Hell smokest thou? It cannot be dagga 'cos the Big Guy vouchsafes that is natural and cool. Seriously, WTF?
2 If thee and thine had a closer look-see into the bedroom of what we know we know, you would know that everything starts with a Big Bang. If you don't believe me, ask your mum and dad. Um, ok. Ask your dad. Your mum might be a bit disparaging. And complain about toilet seats, which is very disconcerting for a patriarch.
3 And the Lord said "Let there be light. I bought my webcam at Walmart and it doth not function so well when it is so bleeding dark. So let there be light so that I can record this moment. Please, Honey?".
4 And the Lady said "I will probably regret this for eternity".
5 "Aw, Honey, please?"
6 And the Lord grinned. And there was light after some fumbling.
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