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The Great Soap Scam

12 November 2012, 14:04

I am not unhygienic, even though I do not wash with soap or shave any part of my body. In fact I am very clean. I do admit to using a bit of palm oil which is a million times better than the chemical crap most women have been conned into using in the name of soap (and playing right into the hands of Males Inc).


So I had to laugh after reading an article by a News24 reader called Princess Kim, where she took the trouble to write an ad hominem attack on my person. Grow up you mental neophyte! This is the year 2012 and you should be soooo over the brain-washing tactics employed by the likes of Unilver et al that you so sanctimoniously punt. I wonder who you work for, dear Princess? If Derren Brown can effortlessly convince a man to eat a light bulb using hypnosis techniques, think what tactics the Big Players are using to persuade you to buy their rubbish in the name of personal grooming (so you can grovel at the feet of a man you so desperately want to please).


While I was happy to write the original article that triggered Princess’s knee-jerk reaction in defence of Big Money, I was in no way personal with anyone. Now we have this chemical apologist telling all and sundry about her cunnilingus habits and her hairless hooha. Hello, like Information-Overload lady!


For what it is worth, if you bath or shower regularly, there is no bad odour down below, and your man (or woman) need not fear. It is perfectly safe for him to enjoy your lady-garden even if he thinks it is an All you can eat buffet *smiles*


But back to the soap issue. Can there be a worse form of skin abuse than using modern soap? I don’t think so. Just like those so-called anti-aging creams (ha ha, bet the creators of that stuff see you coming a mile away Princess), it is all just snake oil and a sucker is born every minute. My heart breaks every time I hear of a young teenager with acne trying to rid herself of it by using laboratory products packaged as miracle cures. 


Here is the solution to your bad skin: wash with warm salty water and stop eating cheese. It is that simple and the results are astounding. If you don’t believe me, then try it. It boils down to the fact that any animal products are toxic to your body and acne is your bodies way of saying No!


I can say without a doubt that every person I know who has quit eating flesh or using any animal related product has seen a dramatic change in their lives. This is a conscious decision which you need to make, but make it you must. Perhaps this is a topic for another day, but the amazing health benefits of the vegan diet are legendary. If humans want to eat each other, let it be in the bedroom. Women would feel liberated and not compelled to give themselves silly names like Princess, so desperate to be saved by her knight in shining armour (a.k.a. Consumerism). 


One question that as been puzzling me, Princess. When you go down on your man, do you insist he shaves his nuts? Is he too as hairless as yourself? Methinks not! Perhaps you can tell us why.

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