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The Malema and Floyd show

29 July 2012, 09:06

The scene: London.

The year: 2012

The event: the Olympics... oh. No. Wait. The Malema and Floyd show.

The cast: the gruesome twosome and some British investors.

Malema: You capitalist dogs! Imperialist colonists! We want your money.

Floyd: We mean what we say, and we say what we mean.

Investors: What will you do with our money if we invest?

Malema: I will buy a new purple suit - I've got a bad case of 'political spread.'

Floyd: We'll sponsor every child in South Africa to have extra lessons in woodwork!

Malema: Yes, and we'll use some of it to start a political party - The Malemas - like the Beatles, only not with so many bloody agents in it.

Investor: I see. And when would we see a return on our investment?

Malema and Floyd: eehhhhh....!

Investor: When will you pay us back?

(Knee slapping laughter)

M: This return on investment is a scheme of the capitalist west. We want the national democratic revolution. You give us money, and we revolve.

Investor: Don't let the door hit you on the a$$ on the way out.

This is why you don't send an idiot to a business meeting. It only ever ends badly.

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