The scene: London.
The year: 2012
The event: the Olympics... oh. No. Wait. The Malema and Floyd show.
The cast: the gruesome twosome and some British investors.
Malema: You capitalist dogs! Imperialist colonists! We want your money.
Floyd: We mean what we say, and we say what we mean.
Investors: What will you do with our money if we invest?
Malema: I will buy a new purple suit - I've got a bad case of 'political spread.'
Floyd: We'll sponsor every child in South Africa to have extra lessons in woodwork!
Malema: Yes, and we'll use some of it to start a political party - The Malemas - like the Beatles, only not with so many bloody agents in it.
Investor: I see. And when would we see a return on our investment?
Malema and Floyd: eehhhhh....!
Investor: When will you pay us back?
(Knee slapping laughter)
M: This return on investment is a scheme of the capitalist west. We want the national democratic revolution. You give us money, and we revolve.
Investor: Don't let the door hit you on the a$$ on the way out.
This is why you don't send an idiot to a business meeting. It only ever ends badly.
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