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The Talking Snakes of Eden

22 June 2012, 14:48

It is an historical fact that 6000 years ago snakes had little legs and could even talk!


It was only after the serpent chatted to Eve that God realised his perfect creation was not so perfect. His simple solution was to remove the snakes legs and split its tongue to teach it a lesson.


Its an interesting tale and it doesn’t end there. Soon after, Adam slept with Eve (she was made from a spare rib) and they had a son named Cain and another called Abel.


Cain then slept with his mom and they had a few kids. So did Abel. Adam then slept with his granddaughters and Eve slept with her grandson/sons, and so our ancestry was created. Adam in fact fathered his own great-grandchildren!


Unlike the hocus pocus of evolution, the Talking Snake Theory is documented by eye-witness accounts by real people that were actually there at the time.


And it doesn’t end there.


Skip a few generations and enter Noah and his controversial son, Ham. As the facts show, Noah was the first man to cultivate grapes and make wine.


One night Noah got so drunk he passed out naked and “uncovered within his tent”. His naughty son, Ham “saw the nakedness of his father” and told his two brothers.


Those two little tittle-tales told Noah, who in his fury and babbalas state, placed a curse on Ham’s son Canaan, who was condemned to be a “servant of his brothers.” Hence the famous Curse of Ham.


So what did Hammy get up to with Noah? Was it more than just seeing his dad naked, because Genesis says that Noah awoke and "knew what his youngest son had done to him"?


Done to him? What did Ham do to his naked Father? 


We need to jump a few chapters to gain insight into the biblical parlance of the day (lest anyone try and take things out of context--I hate that).


Lets pause upon the wisdom of our old friend Leviticus, chapter 20 verse 11: “If a man lies with his fathers wife, he has UNCOVERED HIS FATHERS NAKEDNESS; both of them shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them.”


Aha! So it seems Ham was caught up in a love triangle with his mom and dad. 


That is why I have to laugh at the evolutionists with their silly theories, when the common sense facts are there for everyone to read in the Bible. 

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