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The apocalypse of 21 December 2012 proves that God exists

08 January 2013, 10:31


THE WORLD ENDED IN 21 DECEMBER 2012(clearly)

With all the goodie-two-shoes-folk off to heaven now and with earth now firmly in the hands of us evil ghouls. its safe to say that there is a God... with a really sick sense of humor.

Divine justice would suggest that we are handed the following bad things as punishment, and lo... these bad things do exist, so theirin the proof that God does exist...[for once applying logic to things of state and mystical are dead right... sort of.]

The checklist that proves that Gods wrath has been handed to earth.

1. Zuma was re-elected. What does a dishonest country, with lots of bad folk, deserve as a guiding light in the space age... We get Zuma.  If this doesn't prove Gods wrath, I don't know what will, and so this goes top of my list. On the negative side, Zuma does appear to be drinking [wine causes men to speak truth - in vino veritas]. After his comments on women fashion, I was expecting our presidents body to be found floating in a fish pond at his nkandla residence after a freak boating accident had caused him to fall off the speed boat and plunge into the square kilometer family piranna pond. How a man with so many wives survives so many angry women has me wondering... Is Zuma not perhaps the arch-nemesis of Chuck Norris? Just considering the opposite hairstyle, and the fact that he could survive so many angry wives.... he may very well be the dark one! Good luck Chuck!

2. Petrol Price...  all our greed and blatant disregard for our nearest gets us to our petrol price... This soft of cements my earlier suspicions that God may be suffering from some unresolved emotional issues, and he may very well be into
torturing defenseless little action figures[we're the ninja turtles  of the gods] for personal kicks. If one looks at the monstrous effect that transport have on our drinking budgets, we  will surely plunge towards a world were "in vino veritas" no longer applies. The first miracle Jesus did was turning water into wine, and the first thing satan would do is turn wine into petrol, priced at almost 12 bob a litre. I'm just glad this whole cluster cuss is going down with Obama as the president, as this level of evil would have been disastrous for some white oppressors. This coinciding cruelty, none the less suggest that God is basically giving us exactly what we deserve... the sick twisted mind of the creator ... If one takes into account what he must have been thinking when he invented the octopus, we can expect only this soft of sick twisted evil. Does hell have detention? Can one curse in hell, or is there like a hell plus for people who use foul language.... I'll get back to you on that, but I too have some unresolved anger, and I need to blow off some steam! 

3. Michael Jackson is dead and Sir Cliff Richard is still alive.

4. With the festive season over, I get gazillions of people phoning in with an excuse... "i've forgotton my password..." its not forgotton.... its braindamage from drinking too much. Why me lord... why me?

5... well actually I'm not doing the whole list... fill your own discovered proof in in the comments system...

I can be grateful for at least one thing. With all the good folks gone traffic will move at the drive-thrus again... No more goodie-two shoes families quickly saying grace, and holding up the queue while I honk away!

All the worst for 20 - unlucky-13





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