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The great Mayan stand-off

27 December 2012, 10:03
THE  GREAT MAYAN  STAND-OFF.     At the rate the Yanks are buying food, groceries, booze, weed, water, cider, fags, car parts, guns, guns, guns,  and ammo by the tonne: there will be none left for the final Mayan war show down  and the rest of the US of A will become paupers in their own backyards by their air-raid shelters a’la 1952   

 I believe the Mayans have gone too far this time, yes time, at one stage, time was available for all and sundry to use and abuse to their hearts content.  Remember the great Percy Sledge said. “Take time to know her, its not an overnight thing”. and the late great Presley crooned: One’O’ clock, two’ O’clock Three’ O clock  rock around the clock to-night.   

Now after the Mayans have had their apocrypha and somebody comes up to you and asks you  “What is the time” Your watch has stopped during the apocrypha and the stars no longer shine and the moon is dowsed.  The sun is dead and the earth is a gravity less rock  caught up in a parking orbit around something or other planet and on its way out of the solar system.  Then you answer sarcastically: “who wants to know and why.”  Why, because there is no more reasons for anything. You can toss an object up into the air and it may just go nowhere. And will not return to mother earth because there is no gravity there or anywhere. It may just set its sights on Aldabaran and in its m**r. Now if all the guns were fired the bullets will go nowhere because it takes time to go anywhere anyway. Einstein will claim the bullets will, according to E=MC squared will carry on forever and end up orbiting a distant star. Time will be a property of the bullet not the trigger finger.    

Since the earliest of eras the US of A threatened the world with nuclear bombs and other obnoxious things like hippies and legal weed. The Russians done the same but turned their attention to Chernobyl to see how effective nukes can be. South Africa also had their two or three. Trouble with Russia is they don’t know how to deliver their nukes to a target. It is not put on the first train to Vladivostok and stolen along the way. Iran sends theirs by airmail which seems to be the growing trend while the US of A  uses V8  Mustangs. It has become a world where everyone has found someone to nuke or eradicate.   Struth is The ANC will launch a nuke bomb with a blue light on its roof and expect it to find its own direction and going backward policy.    

In the interests of the continued survival of mankind and some women, I suggest the Mayans face a post-humus court of law or tribunal, to punish them for the demise of mankind and themselves. Were they to get their way there would be no time to find their way to Amarillo with or without a pillow being non-stopped hugged or dreams dreamed.    

Well, to put it in perspective, this world of ours is not too bad a place to live, to breed and breath. We have Bemmers on apro and banged up bakkies on the trash heaps and golfies in between. A tentative glance at the sky will indicate that  all is still well. For how long.  Better go fetch those 200 bottles of beer, 25 bottles of brandy, 50bottles of whiskey, 30 bottles of cane spirits. 2 bottles of cough mixture(just in case) and a half ton of canned pilchards, No guns, no weed, 2 beer mugs, 4 wine glasses for wine and 6 cheap tea-bags. A  100 pack of headache powders and a pack of bubble-gum. Boerewors and biltong and a box of matches.And last but not least: one culled Seal  and one pot-roast dog from China.    

Spelling and grammatical corrections will not be made due to no time available whatsoever. Won’t see you in the new year or any other t*m*


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