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The lyin' and the pink unicorn

03 August 2012, 12:47

The time has come

Said the atheist bum

To prove that there’s no God

The Christians on this

Site will scream

And say they find it odd

That all the proofs

That they present

Are looked upon as dross

While we with

Clever arguments

Will show them who is boss

They show us

Proof from scientists

We tell them

‘Show us more’

We know believers’

Brains are poor

From kneeling on the floor

And praying 

With their empty minds

Cause that is how it seems

And cancer is

Still in the world

And miracles are dreams

They speak of things

Quite knowingly

But we know they are wrong

The evidence which

They produce

Is seemingly quite strong

But we’ll shout

That it’s rubbish

And we know that it’s not true

Cause if we followed


We’d land up in the poo

We know that

Monkeys are our dads

And we think that it’s odd

That silly people

Think we were

Created by their ‘God’

'Fairy stories!'

We will shout

And unicorns all pink

The shouting

Is our reasoning

Cause God forbid we’d think

We’ll point them

To a website

That would show them that they’re dumb

Instead they

Show us evidence

We’re not that stupid, chum

We’ll never

Check out what you say

Cause that would ruin our case

We know for sure

That there’s no God

We keep that as an ace

So, Charlie Dumbwin

And your pals

Who willingly believe

We pity you

We really do

And all that you achieve

Is make us see

That when we make

Our trip down to the zoo

We’re there to

Visit relatives

And say how do you do

So Charlie

And your silly friends

We’d like to help you see

But we don’t

Really have the time

It’s feeding time, you see

So write some more

And all of us

Will mock you as you write

But deep down

We are envious

That you have seen the Light.

Did I hear anybody say Amen?!

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