The time has come
Said the atheist bum
To prove that there’s no God
The Christians on this
Site will scream
And say they find it odd
That all the proofs
That they present
Are looked upon as dross
While we with
Clever arguments
Will show them who is boss
They show us
Proof from scientists
We tell them
‘Show us more’
We know believers’
Brains are poor
From kneeling on the floor
And praying
With their empty minds
Cause that is how it seems
And cancer is
Still in the world
And miracles are dreams
They speak of things
Quite knowingly
But we know they are wrong
The evidence which
They produce
Is seemingly quite strong
But we’ll shout
That it’s rubbish
And we know that it’s not true
Cause if we followed
Evidence
We’d land up in the poo
We know that
Monkeys are our dads
And we think that it’s odd
That silly people
Think we were
Created by their ‘God’
'Fairy stories!'
We will shout
And unicorns all pink
The shouting
Is our reasoning
Cause God forbid we’d think
We’ll point them
To a website
That would show them that they’re dumb
Instead they
Show us evidence
We’re not that stupid, chum
We’ll never
Check out what you say
Cause that would ruin our case
We know for sure
That there’s no God
We keep that as an ace
So, Charlie Dumbwin
And your pals
Who willingly believe
We pity you
We really do
And all that you achieve
Is make us see
That when we make
Our trip down to the zoo
We’re there to
Visit relatives
And say how do you do
So Charlie
And your silly friends
We’d like to help you see
But we don’t
Really have the time
It’s feeding time, you see
So write some more
And all of us
Will mock you as you write
But deep down
We are envious
That you have seen the Light.
Did I hear anybody say Amen?!
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