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The things people say

22 February 2013, 12:01

Do not take this article, if it is still that, seriously but place your tongue in your cheek and then, well, ok. Bite it off. The time I spent on News 24 brought me into contact with very many amusing statements. The statements are usually rather general but are found in the most unexpected places.

Anything that may have anything to do with sport is usually high on the list. And of course when mixed with patriotism then they become viral if I may use the term. Sport takes the xenophobia out of a fan and replaces it with a huge chunk of patriotism which may be a fatal sickness to some.

Next and myself included: Anything to do with the Cancerous  guvament deserves some real criticism to get those manne in Nkandla in position as well as those that want to manipulate tax to serve the silly born lazy, useless students to be financed by the hard working underpaid, coronary susceptible near death tax generator.

Now I like those from the sporting arena: The referee is always wrong and the linesman always needs a new pair of specs.  Silly bugger.  Pete will claim the incorrect team  was selected and the (D) should never have been on the field and will commence to lay out another team to suit his taste: Gert will proclaim a very different team and others will scramble to adopt that team as a parent adopts a homeless child. Soon half the country will be supporting a team unheard of in SA.

I always believe there are as many team combinations as there are fans. Remember the Africa Cup of Nations and all the yelping to get certain gentlemen into the team despite what the coach may say or do.  Just as there are as many whose names are beginning with (D) leave you wondering idly in the valley of the brain dead.

However, what is most amazing is the abilities to predictions of outcomes of games and scores. Us sane mortals have never seen to handle that aspects of games and sports and the results leave us panting behind a bottle of Klippies on the rocks. Now here I mean to say that the All Blacks are the world champions and we must still give them a minute of respect even if the captain is a doctor. An answer could be a neatly wrapped bundle of answers shouting ; down with the

AB’S and another wrapper with 4500 thumbs down signs.

Take a look at the comments when some fool travels at 180K’s down the main drag and some goofy cop stops him and he ends up with a R20*grand fine. Who is right and who is wrong? Most comments will be aimed at the engineering aspects of the bike or motor vehicle and probably be the same or very close at least.

The things people say

Do not take this article, if it is still that, seriously but place your tongue in your cheek and then, well, ok. Bite it off. The time I spent on News 24 brought me into contact with very many amusing statements. The statements are usually rather general but are found in the most unexpected places.

      Anything that may have anything to do with sport is usually high on the list. And of course when mixed with patriotism then they become viral if I may use the term. Sport takes the xenophobia out of a fan and replaces it with a huge chunk of patriotism which may be a fatal sickness to some.

Next and myself included: Anything to do with the Cancerous  guvament deserves some real criticism to get those manne in Nkandla in position as well as those that want to manipulate tax to serve the silly born lazy, useless students to be financed by the hard working underpaid, coronary susceptible near death tax generator.

Now I like those from the sporting arena: The referee is always wrong and the linesman always needs a new pair of specs.  Silly bugger.  Pete will claim the incorrect team  was selected and the (D) should never have been on the field and will commence to lay out another team to suit his taste: Gert will proclaim a very different team and others will scramble to adopt that team as a parent adopts a homeless child. Soon half the country will be supporting a team unheard of in SA.

I always believe there are as many team combinations as there are fans. Remember the Africa Cup of Nations and all the yelping to get certain gentlemen into the team despite what the coach may say or do.  Just as there are as many whose names are beginning with (D) leave you wondering idly in the valley of the brain dead.

However, what is most amazing is the abilities to predictions of outcomes of games and scores. Us sane mortals have never seen to handle that aspects of games and sports and the results leave us panting behind a bottle of Klippies on the rocks. Now here I mean to say that the All Blacks are the world champions and we must still give them a minute of respect even if the captain is a doctor. An answer could be a neatly wrapped bundle of answers shouting ; down with the

AB’S and another wrapper with 4500 thumbs down signs.

Take a look at the comments when some fool travels at 180K’s down the main drag and some goofy cop stops him and he ends up with a R20*grand fine. Who is right and who is wrong? Most comments will be aimed at the engineering aspects of the bike or motor vehicle and probably be the same or very close at least.

  

  

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