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Thunk God!

18 July 2014, 19:00
I just heard the word thunk used on TV again and a shiver went down my spine. "Who would have thunk it?" Does this not make your ears bleed? I immediately fantasized about thunking her against the head.
I
then proceeded to pray to google to explain this kotsel to me, and true to form, an answer appeared in the form of an answer. (As opposed to...)
Duchess Merriam of Dic (tionary) said: dialect past and past participle of thinkPretty obvious...

The airburn virgin said: 
Hillbilly terminology for thought"Who would have thunk it?"

Warmer...
bastardization of thought. Used only by idiots with poor grammar."Who would have thunk that..."
Boiling...
To sneak up on someone and bean him with a heavy blow to the back of the head."Jim got thunked going home last night. Serves him right for walking in a dark alley with all his paycheck in his pocket."
Couldn't believe it, I was spot on! 

(verb) Used in fandom when a person (or alien creature) is looking gorgeous resulting in jaw dropping, drooling, falling out of chair, dying, or entering a comatose state. 
(noun) The sound of someone dying or passing out as a result of sensory overload due to hotness."Mg and Tan thunked when they saw a picture of Joe Flanigan's boxers."
"Did you see that picture of Daniel Jackson? *thunk*"
Not sure who Daniel here is, but this is so thunking hot It will reindeer you koumatoes...

That one had me in stitches, but this last one wobbled my aura:
The dirtiest type of sex known to mankind."So I thunked all night last night." "Really? How was that?!" "No words can explain..."
(Insert RCC priest here)

OK, so why is all this so thunking important? Remember the shiver running down my soul? Yes, it's a very comparable one to reading illogical comments online, but it also serves as a fantastic example of how you can make something up, attach crazy meanings to it, and still get recognized. 
I also thunk I should share with you another great example of how godlogic works and why they are so dependent on faith: (on top of being annoying as hell?)
"I am a ninja""No, your not!""Did you see me do that?""Do what?"Exactly"
This ninja must be god...

When the logic employed in debate leans towards this stealthy killer (ninja? God?) I easily and readily experience such a aura-wobble to the extent that I act impulsively, be that online or with the closest thing I can lay my thunking hands on. 

This whole thunking exercise because some american cheese-ball fondled my ears, but it got me thunking further about the similarities with religion: 

Why do I have to be exposed in almost all aspects of my daily life to this imagined superhumanimaginingymajig? Why do I have to listen to grown men close their eyes and thunk out loud, why do I have to tolerate people flaunting what they thunk? Because of the golden rule. But thats not to say I cant at least share the thunking pain. For which I only kind of apologize. ( which I thunk is way better than the denial the religious apply when it comes to admitting to the wrong thunking) 

Like thunk, religion 
- is made from something else, bastardized to fit what you want it to mean (ie context), and maintained and adjusted to stay relevant for the waiting idiots.
- hurts my ears and eyes and brain (might be evident to you all by now...)

Maybe try thinking over thunking, I know the difference is small, the the effects of that tiny difference are huge! (Insert butterfly effect)
Hopefully this made you smile, as it did me...
*the urban dictionary, like religion, is dedicated to attaching meaning to the conjured 

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