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Top ten tips for evidence of God

05 February 2013, 16:03

Top ten tips on where you will NOT find evidence of God

1. Where two or more people have gathered in the name of mammon the money god

2. At gatherings where people pray for blessings in the form of material things

3. At gatherings where people use drugs during rituals to strengthen their bond with mammon and each other

4. At gatherings where people sing praises to prophets and people pretending to be god

5. At gatherings where people pretend to be and teach behavior that they never show in real life

6. From people that stand on street corners shouting to force you into their ways

7. From people that act aggressively to build out the coffers of their own scam using a god or a prophet of one as a front

8. From people that use currency to trade for you to access the wonder of their god

9. From people that charge money to pray for your soul [or to do a self enrichment course through their god]

10. From people that claim their way is the only way

Top ten tips on where to look for evidence of God should you chose to do so and want to allocate the time

1. In scientific studies about how evolution happens

2. In the natural environment’s awesomeness around you

3. In the bewildered eyes of an antelope as the hunters bullet tears through its flesh

4. In the cool air after a hot day

5. In the feeling of pain in your heart as the rhino with the hacked off horns staggers around in the background while the smug threatening individuals in the foreground warn the perpetrators

6. In the smell of wet soil after a rainstorm

7. In the non-threatening behavior of a Familiar Chat

8. In the yellow eyes of Panthera leo

9. In the exuberant activities of man’s best friend

10. In the friendly smile of an innocent child

Of course, if you think none of these things are just awesome and not evidence of God and worth protecting, then that is OK to. Enjoy abusing everyone!

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